How do you fill the Bill Simmons shaped hole in your life?

[notbillsimmons]

Bill Simmons appears on Celticsblog from time to time under an assumed name. If you pay close attention, you should be able to spot him.  No joke!

No worries, he'll be back in action before you know it!

I read that on here before, what's the username?

Here I am baby, signed sealed delivered, I'm yours

Shouldn't you be somewhere comparing Marcus Smart to a young Asia Carrera or something?

Well, they are both well built.

I think Marcus might have the better post career. Although Asia is supposedly a member of Mensa (not sure I'm buying that any more).

You know Asia Carrera awfully well..

[Eja117]

Well she's a vet and Marcus is only in his 2nd year. Her resume is more well known. Marcus has a lot more to prove.

[Eja117]

Zach Lowe.

I'll read Lowe if he follows Simmons out the door. But I will have nothing to do with Grantland without Simmons. And I'll have as little to do with ESPN as realistically possible.

ESPN has been going down the drain for a long time. I don't care if Simmons is a diva. He earned it. What would I hang around ESPN for? The contradictory tweets?  Oh no. The Pats deflated 12 balls. No 7! No 13! No 6! No wait. They were overinflated! No they didn't have any air at all.

[GratefulCs]

Bill Simmons appears on Celticsblog from time to time under an assumed name. If you pay close attention, you should be able to spot him.  No joke!

No worries, he'll be back in action before you know it!

I read that on here before, what's the username?

Here I am baby, signed sealed delivered, I'm yours

Shouldn't you be somewhere comparing Marcus Smart to a young Asia Carrera or something?

Well, they are both well built.

I think Marcus might have the better post career. Although Asia is supposedly a member of Mensa (not sure I'm buying that any more).

You know Asia Carrera awfully well..

hi there bill simmons! I love your work!