Stephen A. Smith's close personal friend or Ahmad Rashad's main man...

[LarBrd33]

... Which would you rather be?

[D.o.s.]

No poll?

Rashad, by the way, is the only acceptable answer here.

[indeedproceed]

Ahmad Rashad always seemed to me to be a big phony. Stephen A Smith, although crazy, narcissistic, and JUST A LITTLE BIT prone to the hyperbolic, he seems like a more sincere friend.

If Ahmad Rashad were actually a robot, I would not be surprised. If Stephen A were to be revealed as America's collective fever dream, I'd be similarly unsurprised.

[Granath]

Either, as long as I don't have to buddy up to Skip Bayless.

[Donoghus]

Ahmad Rashad.  No question. 

And wouldn't it really be Windhorst instead of SAS?

[Endless Paradise]

And wouldn't it really be Windhorst instead of SAS?

No, because everyone is SAS' close personal friend, whereas only LeBron is Windhorst's close personal obsession.

[TheFlex]

Reverend Stephen A. Smith's friend.

[Donoghus]

And wouldn't it really be Windhorst instead of SAS?

No, because everyone is SAS' close personal friend, whereas only LeBron is Windhorst's close personal obsession.

Good point.

[timobusa]

[DKClassic]

And wouldn't it really be Windhorst instead of SAS?

whereas only LeBron is Windhorst's close personal obsession

[LarBrd33]

No poll?

Rashad, by the way, is the only acceptable answer here.

I added a poll.  My bad. 

[mgent]

Either, as long as I don't have to buddy up to Skip Bayless.

This.

[Eja117]

I went with Ahmad only because maybe he'd have some interesting Cosby Show insights

[Denis998]

SAS for the basketball talk/ heated arguments

[Al91]

Stephen A because Ahmad Rashad is very likely a robot as another posted suggested above. One on One with Ahmad Rashad may as well have C3PO interacting with players.