"That's a pretty bold statement, man. You got me to click. How can you back that up?"
Here's how:
Cousins is on a contract that doesn't expire until 2018. That means he has three full seasons left on his deal beyond this summer.
So, let's assume that the Kings are ready to move on from Cousins and reboot.
Maybe they're worried about him causing problems in the locker room. Maybe Karl wants to remake the team with his own vision. Maybe they think trading Cousins is just a matter of time and they want to get maximum value for him.
Because of the length on his deal, each and every team in the league with significant assets, even a team at the very start of a rebuild, has incentive to make a godfather offer for DMC. He's a top 10 player in the league at a position scarce in talent -- especially offensive talent -- and three years is a long time to put together something good enough that Cousins would want to stick around.
Even if Cousins is unhappy to be traded to a given team at first, you have three years to make it work with a guy whose most notable attribute is that he hates losing, wants to be the focal point of his team, and is sick of changing coaches.
Any team in the league with the assets to make a deal should be willing to take on that challenge.
Sure, the Celts have a mountain of picks and cost-controlled talent. So what? Just as we saw last summer with the pursuit of Love, when a team trades a star, what they really want back is quality of assets, not quantity. Any team with a top pick plus a young player with a high pedigree (read: "upside") will trump the Celtics offer.
Beyond that, because Cousins is already really, really good and has multiple years left, any teams that already have quality players but have stalled out below the level of contender have lots of incentive to pony up a huge offer for Boogie.
Check out the list packages teams could offer:
Philly: Embiid + 2015 PHI 1st + future 1st of SAC's choosing
Lakers: Randle + Clarkson + 2015 LAL 1st + future 1st of SAC's choosing
Orlando: Vucevic + 2015 ORL 1st + Gordon + future 1st
Minnesota: 2015 MIN 1st + Dieng + Rubio / Lavine + future 1st
New York: 2015 NYK 1st + Hardaway + Larkin + future 1st
All of those teams have pick at the top of this year's draft, and most of them have exciting, or at least decent, young pieces and probably decent future picks to include.
What if SAC wants to stay competitive? Remember, SAC has a crazy owner who is desperate to make a splash and probably won't care that it makes much more sense to reset with young talent.
Chicago: Rose + Noah + Mirotic
Washington: Beal + Porter + Gortat + multiple picks
Toronto: Lowry + Valanciunas + Ross + multiple picks
Detroit: Drummond + Jennings + 2015 1st + future 1st
Or how about this really crazy one:
OKC: Westbrook. Straight up for Cousins + Collison.
Compare any of those deals to what the Celtics can offer:
Smart + Sullinger / Olynyk + Zeller + 2015 1st + BRK 2016 1st + BRK 2018 1st
That's three picks likely to fall in the 10-20 range plus a handful of pretty nice young role players with limited upside.
Why would that excite Sacramento, at all, aside from the chance that Brooklyn completely bottoms out in 2016 and 2018 despite having no incentive whatsoever to do so?