Don't be too hard on the guy. Many of us are/were from Boston and he is from Cleveland. Nobody in the world would say that he is the lucky one - neither based on championships, nor physical proximity. My brother-in-law is from Cleveland and a huge sports fan, but my sister just had to point her kids toward Boston sports history and it wasn't even close as to who they root for.
On another note, funny to see an actual picture of LarBrd33 - way to put yourself out there, buddy! Perhaps there should be a thread where everybody posts a picture of themselves - that could totally change the dynamic of CB.