Tommy: "Hey person! That was a terrible call!"
Someone: "Are you really calling that referee a PERSON! A referee must be recognized for their commendable job, you fiend!"
Tommy: "Hey Ref! That was a terrible call!"
Someone: "Are you suggesting that referees are superior to people with other professions! Other people work hard, too, you crazy man!"
Tommy: "Hey buddy! Terrible call there!"
Someone; "Are you encouraging fraternization with the referees! You clearly have no respect for the game of basketball!"
Tommy; "Hey you, that was a bad call!"
Someone: "Are you only referring to that person in the second person because she is a different gender! All genders are equal and deserve to be acknowledged and celebrated, you old fart!"
Tommy: "Hey girlie! Terrible call!"
Someone: "How dare you reference a person with a third-person pronoun without stating it in a positive light! Women are beautiful and historically persecuted. Don't tell her she's doing poorly, you anti-feminist!"
Tommy: "Hey girlie, great job!"
Someone: "That wasn't a great job. Are you being sarcastic? Do you think women can't deal with criticism? I don't appreciate your backhanded suggestion that women can't deal with honest critique!"