How do we get Cousins to demand a trade to Boston? Do you think if we all made Twitter handles with attractive-yet-plausible females as the picture we could catfish him into publicly asking to move here? Could we get Zach Lowe to write a post about how Jeff Green can play the 2-4 positions and would instantly make any middle school girls' basketball team a state title contender?
Zach Lowe is already positing that the Kings could secede from the NBA and form their own league where they win every year.
Also apparently Chris Mullin actually held the dagger that was stuck in Malone's back and as a "special advisor" to the owner might be the next head coach AFTER this season implodes like a dying star upon this move.
Edit: to be fair I think this season was always bound to turn away from the early success, but firing the coach that had Boogie playing hard and not crazy seems like a great way to keep your draft pick.