TV Show Draft - Gen Comm Thread

[D.o.s.]

 

[indeedproceed]

Here we go:

Badass:



Launchpad McQuack, Ducktales.

Mentor:



Paulie Walnuts, the Sopranos

Willie: Launchpad, we need you, to get us out of here. The Bald Cops are here to arrest Alf, for being an illegal alien, and to break up our budding civil union.
Alf: (eats cat, belches, mugs for camera)
Launchpad: I should warn you, I never really went to flight school. I guess you could say that I just took a ...crash course.
(all three mug to camera, plane takes off.)
Paulie: Listen here my friend. You're gonna fly this plane, and then we're all gonna go attend the finest same sex marriage between an alien puppet and a nebbish old man that north Jersey has ever seen. (brandishes pipe)
Launchpad: Jesus, Paulie, aren't you just supposed to be the mentor in this exercise?
Paulie: (considers this, chuckles) Listen to me, Duck. I'm the only thing keeping you scofflaws from running this whole operation into the ground! (turns to Alf and Willie) And for those services, I expect you two to kick up 40% of your wedding take to me! Formal chinaware! Bernaudaud or better! God help you if I see one ____ing thing from Bed, Bath, and Beyond in there. (pauses, hits Launchpad with the pipe anyway)
(plane crashes into the ocean. A piece of fuselage tears off in the cockpit, hitting Paulie directly in the crotch.)
Paulie. Maron! Alf! My ____ing balls!

See, I'm glad that I opened for this, and didn't have to follow it.

[pearljammer10]

Added to the all star hilariously studded cast of the centuries great comedy. People, time, and rolling stone magazine have been quoted as saying "your skivvies will never be dry again."

Funny Guy: Brian Griffin

[slamtheking]

a motivational picture if ever there was one.

[Redz]

I take Clay Morrow from Sons of Anarchy.

Anyone see Amazon's pilot for Hand of God starring Ron Perlman?

I was intrigued.  Wondering when they'll crank out a season.

[StartOrien]

Not sure the exact details on Bill McNeil and Golddust's first villainous plot, but feel like it has to involve a charity auction.

[D.o.s.]

So, erm, am I good to go with my second pick?

[StartOrien]

So, erm, am I good to go with my second pick?

ya

[Lucky17]

I don't know what's happening, but I love it.

[D.o.s.]

Straight from the trendiest clubs in all of Shoreditch, our funny man, Vince Noir of The Mighty Boosh

[indeedproceed]

Straight from the trendiest clubs in all of Shoreditch, our funny man, Vince Noir of The Mighty Boosh

Never watched it.

[Lucky17]

RIP, Jan Hooks.

[Redz]

Redz - "Six Feet Under the Knife"

Redz
Lead: David Fisher, Six Feet Under
Love Interest: B.A. Baracus, The A Team
Funny Person:
Best Friend: The Fonz, Happy Days
Badass:
Mentor:
Wildcard: Dexter Morgan, Dexter
Primary Antagonist: Al Bundy, Married With Children
Secondary Antagonist: Sideshow Bob, The Simpsons
Theme Song:

Story line so far:

David Fisher is your typical gay funeral home director.  His alter ego is Dexter Morgan, serial killer with a code.  He works out of the basement morgue in his house.  A convenient setting, replete with multiple built-in body disposal options.  I'm working on some ideas for how he became scarred enough to go serial killer. More to come on that.

His love interest is the rough on the outside, soft on the inside B.A. Baracus.  He is clueless to David/Dexter's killing ways, and only knows him as a slightly conflicted, but good-hearted soulmate.  B.A. has lived hard after being a vet of many mercenary gun-for hire battles, but now he has "settled down" to be a bouncer at a posh night club.

Older brother Fonzie is the coolest of the cool.  Chicks dig him, and guys wanna be like him, but he cries in his pillow at night when no one is around.  He has been known to calm even the most inconsolable funeral patron with a smile, two thumbs up and an "Ayyyyyy".  He is capable of starting the family cremator by simply smacking the side of the wall (much to the chagrin of David, who wants it done by the book).   

Season 1's antagonist will be a murder thirsty Al Bundy.  After years of frustration with his family life and dead end shoe sales job, Al takes a cue from his cousin Ted Bundy and starts killing for the joy of it.  He becomes delirious with late nights staring at Bigguns magazines on the throne and starts seeking out buxom victims to add to his treasure chest of chests that he keeps locked up in his man cave.  He piques David's interest when he starts making inquiries at the funeral home for a memorial for his yet to be deceased wife Peg.

Season 2 has David/Dexter chasing after the killin' clown Sideshow Bob.  David needs to save his brother Fonzie from the bloodthirsty clown when Bob feels Fonzie steals the show at the County Fair by jumping over 17 school buses on his Harley. 







http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NI5RRrb39EA

[Eja117]

The Untitled FWF Project takes God from South Park: Primary Antagonist

Genius. Absolute genius pick

[D.o.s.]

Straight from the trendiest clubs in all of Shoreditch, our funny man, Vince Noir of The Mighty Boosh

Never watched it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEydHNtBZmI