Summary of the pregame show tonight:
"Guys, we just want you to know that domestic violence is bad. It's really bad. Like super bad. You guys, the NFL would really like you to know how much it wants you to know that domestic violence is bad. Don't punch your fiancee in the face, you guys. It's wrong. Go try and stop domestic violence, if not for your sake, if not for her sake, then for the National Football League's sake. Namaste and God bless."
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"And we're back. It sure is good to start talking about football! Let's get focused on the game! Bill, what kind of a role do you think accused rapist Ben Roethlisberger is gonna play tonight?"