Dear boss,
Thanks for my recent annual evaluation. I appreciate your candid feedback on my failure to complete my assigned tasks, which included "win my division," "win 50 games," "get something out of my franchise PG" and "make the Heat break a sweat."
Given this performance review, I feel it?s only fair to ask that you now report to me. And I get to make all decisions. And probably next year I will ask to be CEO.
I look forward to hearing from you at your earliest convenience!
Sincerely,
Jason Kidd.