Lucky17's Yahoo! Points Hoops League: 2014 Offseason: Post Lottery

[LarBrd33]

Durant/Lillard - "F--- Pittsburgh, man"
Mark Steinberg, FSPN.com



BELLEVUE, WA -  On Sunday morning the Leprechauns introduced their latest stars Damian Lillard and Kobe Bryant.   Kevin Durant was on-hand to welcome his new teammates.   

Durant and Lillard previously spent the 2013-14 season together leading the Pittsburgh Pisces to a 2nd place finish behind the Utah Flash.  After the disappointing gut-punch, the two inseparable stars set all their focus on getting back to the big dance and winning the next year.  After a historic start to the 2014-15 season, a Durant injury lead to a surprising Pittsburgh trade.  Soon, Durant and Lillard found themselves in Brahma Country.   

Today, the two stars reunited in Bellevue with a renewed focus on winning a championship.   When asked about their feelings on their time in Pittsburgh, the two offered their candid thoughts. "F---- Pittsburgh, man!!", said the two stars abruptly in unison.    "There's no loyalty in this league", offered Durant.  "We gave them our heart... and they ate it", followed Lillard.  A rattled Durant then turned directly into a camera and emotionally declared,  "Don't think we haven't forgotten, Pitts...   Congrats on your championship... enjoy it while it lasts.  Enjoy Anthony Davis and his "longevity".   I'm not going anywhere.  I'm 26 f'ing years old.  Dame is 24.  We're going to haunt your dreams for the next 15 years.   I'm going to surpass Kareem and then play for another 15 more.  F----, Pittsburgh, man".   


... Oh, and Kobe Bryant was there too, but he mostly just sat in the corner sulking about being back in Bellevue for the 4th Time:   



Notably not on hand:  Jeff Green, who reportedly is being shopped by the Leprechauns.

[Diggles]

Sweet~ Finally I'm in here.... Thanks David!   


  I have a couple screen names on here.  This is the official one.

I'm open to trading anyone on my roster besides Bledsoe and Melo.  But I'd take a chance on a killer offer.     jaywilding@gmail.com is where you can reach me the most.   I'm not to familiar with the plat form messaging here yet. 

[LarBrd33]

RUMOR:  Jeff Green has been traded

[LarBrd33]

Durant/Lillard - "F--- Pittsburgh, man"

Mark Steinberg, FSPN.com



BELLEVUE, WA -  On Sunday morning the Leprechauns introduced their latest stars Damian Lillard and Kobe Bryant.   Kevin Durant was on-hand to welcome his new teammates.   

Durant and Lillard previously spent the 2013-14 season together leading the Pittsburgh Pisces to a 2nd place finish behind the Utah Flash.  After the disappointing gut-punch, the two inseparable stars set all their focus on getting back to the big dance and winning the next year.  After a historic start to the 2014-15 season, a Durant injury lead to a surprising Pittsburgh trade.  Soon, Durant and Lillard found themselves in Brahma Country.   

Today, the two stars reunited in Bellevue with a renewed focus on winning a championship.   When asked about their feelings on their time in Pittsburgh, the two offered their candid thoughts. "F---- Pittsburgh, man!!", said the two stars abruptly in unison.    "There's no loyalty in this league", offered Durant.  "We gave them our heart... and they ate it", followed Lillard.  A rattled Durant then turned directly into a camera and emotionally declared,  "Don't think we haven't forgotten, Pitts...   Congrats on your championship... enjoy it while it lasts.  Enjoy Anthony Davis and his "longevity".   I'm not going anywhere.  I'm 26 f'ing years old.  Dame is 24.  We're going to haunt your dreams for the next 15 years.   I'm going to surpass Kareem and then play for another 15 more.  F----, Pittsburgh, man".   


... Oh, and Kobe Bryant was there too, but he mostly just sat in the corner sulking about being back in Bellevue for the 4th Time:   



Notably not on hand:  Jeff Green, who reportedly is being shopped by the Leprechauns.

I sent this directly to Pitts.   Here was his response:

"The other guy in the Durant [and Lillard for Davis] trade has something to say in response:

https://vine.co/v/eigmdeLFEKa

"Replace Cavaliers with Bellevue please. lol"  - Pitts

Brilliant...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axWyJUEylfc

[Eja117]

I was barely barely away for a weekend and I come back and the league has exploded!

I literally feel exactly like this RIGHT NOW!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyVDASOhC7o

[LarBrd33]

Lol

[LarBrd33]

AVAILABLE

Evan Turner:


-Three fantasy position player (PG, SG, SF)
-26 years old
-Has averaged 26.8->30.15fp for three years straight (30.15, 26.80, 26.82)
-Averaged 35.94fp over the final month of the season while leading Celtics to playoffs

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Andre Iguodala:



-Reigning Finals MVP
-Historically a 33-37fp player poised for a bounce-back year.
-Averaged 37fp in the finals:  16.3 points, 5.8 rebounds, 4 assists, 1.3 steals

[Birdman]

Had lot of GMs ask bout my picks-
6
8
12
14
16
34

Im keeping 6 and 8 for sure unless im blown away...12 and 14 will be hard for me to move cause theres 2 players I like there {might not be there lol}.. 16, 34 can be had

[Eja117]

AVAILABLE

Evan Turner:


-Three fantasy position player (PG, SG, SF)
-26 years old
-Has averaged 26.8->30.15fp for three years straight (30.15, 26.80, 26.82)
-Averaged 35.94fp over the final month of the season while leading Celtics to playoffs

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Andre Iguodala:



-Reigning Finals MVP
-Historically a 33-37fp player poised for a bounce-back year.
-Averaged 37fp in the finals:  16.3 points, 5.8 rebounds, 4 assists, 1.3 steals

Are you advertising guys on another roster now or are you saying you have now gotten these guys and so naturally they're available?

[byennie]

Bellevue trades:   Jeff Green, Brahma's 2016 2nd Round Pick
Juggernauts trades:  Evan Turner, Andre Iguodala

...

Bdubs trades: Kevin Love, Manu Ginobili, 2016 1st
Yh trades: Serge Ibaka, Wes Matthews, Tony Allen

[Eja117]

With all the moves...

some guys I'm open or looking to discuss..in no order

Cody Zeller
Robin Lopez
Gerald Henderson
Josh McRoberts
Clint Capela
25th pick
DeMarre Carroll

[BDubs]

AVAILABLE

Evan Turner:


-Three fantasy position player (PG, SG, SF)
-26 years old
-Has averaged 26.8->30.15fp for three years straight (30.15, 26.80, 26.82)
-Averaged 35.94fp over the final month of the season while leading Celtics to playoffs

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Andre Iguodala:



-Reigning Finals MVP
-Historically a 33-37fp player poised for a bounce-back year.
-Averaged 37fp in the finals:  16.3 points, 5.8 rebounds, 4 assists, 1.3 steals

Are you advertising guys on another roster now or are you saying you have now gotten these guys and so naturally they're available?

Soon to be announced

[LarBrd33]

Available:



Looking for a late 2nd.

Just kidding, eja.  No, I don't advertise players on other teams.

Welcome iggy and et!

[Gainesville Celtic]

Demarcus Cousins is U-N-A-V-A-I-L-A-B-L-E.

If you're going to ignore this stance (which I tell every team checking in on trades) at least please send me a credible offer 

Cousins was the #3 scorer in this league last year and our's is a team contending for a title... why would I want lottery tickets, older guys, scrubs, etc. for him.

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[hpantazo]

Demarcus Cousins is U-N-A-V-A-I-L-A-B-L-E.

If you're going to ignore this stance (which I tell every team checking in on trades) at least please send me a credible offer 

Cousins was the #3 scorer in this league last year and our's is a team contending for a title... why would I want lottery tickets, older guys, scrubs, etc. for him.

</rant>

So that means you want TWO Biyombos for him