Prodigal Son ReturnsNairda Iksworanjow - Whacko! Sports
BELLEVUE, WA - On a sunny 80 degree day in Blue Leprechaun territory, the mood was festive and joyous. Fans poured into the streets in and around Bellevue and the neighboring city of Seattle to celebrate the return of the chosen one. Kevin Durant, the forgotten son of Seattle, has returned.
The 26 year old phenom, widely to believed to be one of the best basketball players alive, was acquired early Tuesday morning for the #2 pick, Michael Kidd Gilchrist and Ben McLemore. The team hinted at the move by taking over all local airwaves with a
viral marketing video. Zombie Buick, the undead white walker corpse of FSPN's Chaz Buick, was reanimated long enough to flutter out to his followers a
cryptic message echoing the impending news: "KEVIN".
The team welcomed Durant back to the Pacific Northwest in a heartfelt tribute exploring the player's Seattle roots:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7DX3IyexgM In a brief statement embedded into a not-so-brief forum post, GM of the Leprechauns, LarBrd33, said the following: "Bellevue is connected to Seattle by a floating water bridge. As GM of this team, I've felt significant pressure from day 1 to make amends for the basketball wrongs this region has endured. Kevin Durant belongs in the Pacific Northwest. It's my privilege and honor to bring this transcendent generational talent back home. We paid a hefty price to bring him here, but we know his professionalism and skill will be pivotal in leading this team to relevance. He will set the bar for guys like Noel, Wiggins, Porter, Biyombo, Stauskas, Embiid, Exum, Russell, Parker, Gordon, Middleton, Jrue, and Randle. My tenure here has been marked by abject failure. If I've accomplished anything while here... it's bringing "The Second Coming" back to Squatch country. We are excited. We believe in Durant. We believe in Bellevue."
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