Ric Bucher: Shoot, I've got a video column due Monday? Eh, I'll slap together something contrarian about Kevin Love, those always get some views. Use a lot of weasel words to make it look like I know what I'm talking about without actually giving any meaningful info. Screw it, it's only Bleacher Report. Now cut the check, baby, Daddy needs some of that new tanning cream made with diamond dust!