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Fab Melo Haiku Thread
« on: September 02, 2013, 05:38:47 PM »

Offline Redz

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It's been a while since we had a good haiku thread...or a bad one either

Orange Man, Green Man
Portland Red Lobster Claw Man
Grizzled Garbage Man
Yup

Re: Fab Melo Haiku Thread
« Reply #1 on: September 02, 2013, 05:52:24 PM »

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Re: Fab Melo Haiku Thread
« Reply #2 on: September 02, 2013, 06:00:04 PM »

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Re: Fab Melo Haiku Thread
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Wish for mediocrity
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Re: Fab Melo Haiku Thread
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an orange tree
sweet with promise
a green clover
but no luck
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Re: Fab Melo Haiku Thread
« Reply #5 on: September 02, 2013, 06:50:41 PM »

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single  stalk bares
no fruit ,
LOOK OUT
Fly low Fab.. with eyes wide open

Re: Fab Melo Haiku Thread
« Reply #6 on: September 02, 2013, 06:55:31 PM »

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Walking tree stumbles
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Re: Fab Melo Haiku Thread
« Reply #7 on: September 02, 2013, 07:39:42 PM »

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beware of the chair
the fabulous ball player
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Re: Fab Melo Haiku Thread
« Reply #10 on: September 02, 2013, 09:10:26 PM »

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They call me Melo
A fab fellow of jello
Draft me high, sell low
« Last Edit: September 02, 2013, 11:10:16 PM by Redz »
Yup

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he was born high
forever to fly
wind velocity nil


« Last Edit: September 02, 2013, 11:31:22 PM by Emmette Bryant »

Re: Fab Melo Haiku Thread
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An endearing grin
clumsily, he reaches up
the landing is soft
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PF:  E. Ilyasova/J. Jerebko/R. Christmas
C:    N. Vucevic/K. Olynyk/E. Davis/C. Jefferson

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Needed more than he could give
Fabulous no more
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Re: Fab Melo Haiku Thread
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the game is love forever
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PG: G. Hill/D. Schroder
SG: C. Lee/B. Hield/T. Luwawu
SF:  Giannis/J. Lamb/M. Kuzminskas
PF:  E. Ilyasova/J. Jerebko/R. Christmas
C:    N. Vucevic/K. Olynyk/E. Davis/C. Jefferson