this was one of the comments over at PTR:
"Man, I hate the Heat. I hate their extra-large bandwagon and their 24/7 ESPN coverage. I hate that 3/4 of their fans don’t show up until the first TV timeout. I hate Justin Bieber. I hate Ray Allen. I’ve hated him since he played for the Sonics, and then with the Celtics, and now that he’s a blatant title-chaser and his face looks like he’s permanently smelling someone’s Edited. Profanity and masked profanity are against forum rules and may result in discipline., I hate him even more. I hate how Wade’s knee is on the verge of amputation in 18 playoff games, then magically reattaches itself with Hulk strength. I hate how excited announcers get when LeBron blindside blocks someone who has no idea he’s even there. I hate the Miami P.A. guy. I hate Chris Andersen and his stupid mohawk. I hate how Mario Chalmers thinks he’s a top-10 all-time point guard. I hate how the Heat can take every other game off and still make it to the Finals because the East sucks. I hate how they get to play 16 games against Charlotte, Cleveland, Orlando, and Washington and people still make a big deal about them getting 66 wins. I hate how they got the freaking BUCKS in the first round. I hate LeBron’s headband. I hate LeBron’s lack of headband. I hate Wade’s whining. I hate Dove Men’s Care products. I hate how Miami bought their 2012 championship. I hate how Nike already made shoes calling LeBron a “two-time champion.” I hate how Erik Spoelstra just stands around with a blank face like he has no idea what’s going on half the time, and then somehow the team goes on a huge run anyway. I hate Pat Riley’s slicked-back mobster hair. I hate that LeBron actually has an outside shot now. I hate how Mike Miller walks like he has a peg-leg, then runs and jumps like nothing’s the matter when the ball is in play. I hate that the Heat front office got rid of Eddy Curry, so now there’s nobody on the roster than I don’t hate. I hate that Miami makes me hate them, because I don’t particularly like hating people."
funny stuff.