I know, I know. Anyways, this is the first shot I had at this on the Trade Machine. It's basically looks like:
Celtics send:
Rondo (Miami), Pierce (LAC)
Celtics Recieve:
Bosh, Eric Bledsoe, Willie Green
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Heat Send:
Bosh (Celtics)
Heat Receive:
Rajon Rondo, DeAndre Jordan
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LAC Sends:
Beldsoe (Celtics), Deandre Jordan (Heat)
LAC Receive:
Paul Pierce
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Again, I know, this is a borderline troll thread. But Eric Bledsoe would cover about 80% of Rondo's role and we would have a real center that fits Doc's system. Willie Green is just there to make the salaries work.
Miami would get an upgrade at PG and could move Chalmers, or even make him a 6th man. Plus, they get a better Center for their system. It would open them up to hack a DeAndre, but overall I think he'd be a good fit.
Clippers get the player they want and basically make the same trade they were about to do 4 months ago.
It's pretty outlandish, though.
http://espn.go.com/nba/tradeMachine?tradeId=lopgqrl