I'm upset that he even got a page view from me, and I encourage everyone out there to not click on the link.
The guy is trolling for page hits, and he's the equivalent of a bleacher report article.
Its 100% editorial, written like a dumbed down bizzaro bill simmons, who is also a bit of a jerk.
Don't click on it, guy's a troll.
EDIT: Just to add, the Yahoo Contributor Network is a lot like the Bleacher Report contributor network; sometimes you get competent writers, but mostly you get...this. Trolling for page views with no content of substance.