League MVP: D Howard
Team With da best Record: Heat
Comeback player of da Year: Brandon Roy
Most Improved Player: Michael Beasley
Most Improved Team:Bobcats
Rookie of da Year: Lilliard
Player who will Fall Off: Steve Nash followed by Dwayne Wade
Coach of da Year: Doc
Defensive Player of da Year: Avery Bradley
Sixth Man of da Year: Avery Bradley
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Bold Statement Before da Season: Kyle Singler will be this year's Chandler Parsons.
The Raptors, Rockets, and Bobcats will put the fear of God into teams before it's all said and done and they fade.
Charles Jenkins will emerge due to injuries to Stephen Curry and Jarret Jack prompting ennnnnddddlllleeess Skip Bayless vs that other guy debates about who is better...Jeremy Lin or the guy they cut him for (Jenkins).
Obama will be pushed to kiss his wife at a Wizards game prompting Frenchman Kevin Seraphin to walk up and say "Cmon. Do it".
Kobe Bryant will be seen screaming at his teammates at some point, but everything will be fine a week later and they'll go deep into the playoffs, but as a result Steve Nash will retire.
A member of the Heat will "accidentally" punch a ref in the face and receive a $1000 fine and a half game suspension.
Kevin Martin will be traded.
The Spurs will miss the playoffs.
The Trailblazers will make the playoffs.
The Clippers won't go anywhere prompting their owner to call them the biggest group of sissies he ever put on the court.
At some point Larry Bird will be watching a game, and suddenly for no apparent reason look visibly disgusted, get up and say something to the extent of "This makes me sick. I can still crush half these guys with my left hand tied behind my back. I'm leaving" and then the next week just say "I was talking about the food". Magic Johnson will struggle to explain this to everyone and just say "You gotta understand Larry is in a different world of basketball and always will be." and when pushed to explain further will just say "I can't explain it to you"
Michael Jordan will suit up and embarrass the crud out of all the young players on his team in a practice, but especially Kemba, MKG, Ben Gordon, and Gerald Hederson. Will spend the entire next day in an ice bath but not tell a soul.
Tim Duncan will hang em up.