First, well done on saying "couldn't care less;" many people erroneously put "could care less," which makes no sense.
Second, I absolutely could care less, because I actually do care quite a bit. As others have said, I don't want to see the Lakers catch up to us in titles.
If they get Dwight, they become very scary with Kobe, Gasol, Nash, and him. Our only real hope is that Nash and Kobe will break down (which is quite possible; Nash is nearly 38 and Kobe is 34 and in the same boat as KG with mileage as since he too came directly out of high school).