Say this for him, JO's skills as a player may have fallen off a cliff, but he is still the master of smooze when it comes to sucking up to new fans/team/media
The man gives a fantastic press conference. every year you read the heartwarming JO piece about how he feels "as healthy as I ever have!" and how he's "Looking forward to getting back to how I know i can play"
I also assume he gives a FANTASTIC job interview based on the fact that his corpse still gets paid to play....the few times a year he can actually step on the court.