I think its funny/silly that a lot of people seem to love to bury simmons on this board and point out his mistakes but his columns are always read, discussed at great length, and usually funny.
Like others posted, this column was written with tongue planted firmly in cheek and Simmons probably deliberately contradicts himself all the time just for fun.
I thought the Tommy interjections were hilarious...especially "Heinsohn [in background]: "Or Dino Radja!"
Also, a lot of the analysis was pretty much dead on. DA has preserved future cap space and picks to a fault while constantly picking up over the hill veterans most of whom did not work out post 2008. Marbury, JO, Sheed, Shaq, T. Murphy, Pavlovic, Daniels...the list is long and mostly disappointing. Not to mention multiple unproductive drafts in a row.
DA deserves criticism for these moves even if it is written as a reverse jinx.