I have 2 cats, one of them is retarded. She poops all over my house, pees everywhere, eats dog food, meows nonstop, and scratches everything even though she doesn't have claws.
I would happily trade this beast for Dooling. I would expect Dooling to continue to crap on everything, be excitable, lose leads, waste money, and maybe even eat Beneful. But at least he would shutup. I think.