Dear Ottawa Celtic,
I'd like to address you in your native tongue for a minute. The American forum members here, please look away.
Good Gretzky to you, and a good Bryan Adams to your family.
Molson, Moosehead, and Rickards. Understandably, Jason Preistly, I am not. But Michael J Fox dictates that we shall not mess aboot. Eh, Bieber be darned, and beaver tails all around!
Your Senators team selection is due. Please hockey, and hockey hard.
May all your enemies be Nickleback,
IndeedProceed