'Pick Two' Draft 2012 Interest Thread (locked)

[KCattheStripe]

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOzG7bBylRo

[RebusRankin]

Still accepting applicants. KC, you're on the enemies list now. 

[RebusRankin]

Still looking for applicants.

I am willing to accept applications for Co-GMs. It is a serious process as you have to be able to answer questions such as:
1. Who is the greatest player in Winnipeg Jets History?
2. Pierre Trudeau, Great PM or total disaster?
3. David Lee Roth or Sammy Hagar?
4. Where is Winnipeg?
5. What is the best Iron Maiden song?
6. Finish the sentence, the Toronto Maple Leafs are..
7. Name one great Winnipeg Blue Bomber?
Reply

[indeedproceed]

1) What's a winnipeg jet? Is that like a Flying Squirrle?
2) I thought the private message was well thought out and communicated the privacy of its message well.
3) Roth. I don't joke about 80's hair metal.
4) Wait, so Winnipeg is a place? I thought it was a Canadian adjective or something. Like 'Those are some Winnipeg shoes if I ever saw one, dontcherno. Aboot.'
5) Number Of The Beast. But, in general, screw Metal.
6) The Toronto Maple Leafs are within walking distance.
7) So now I'm confused again. I thought a Winnipeg Blue Bomber was two part rum, two part sweet and sour schnapps, one part mountain dew, and all served over ice in a hollowed out moose skull. No, I'm right. That's what a Winnipeg Blue Bomber is.

EDIT: Oh..Iron Maiden song....

[Edgar]

Roy has good answers except for #4. Lucky is bang on.

I demand reconsideration!  Winnipeg is indeed surrounded by polar bears!

Didn't you listen to the song I posted?


A Narwhal would beat up a Polar Bear!




I just can't stand it when someone doesn't pay attention!

totally

[Edgar]

okis seems like I will have to run my Co GM test


feel free to apply

1) Narwhals or Pandas
2) Narwhales or Unicorns
3) Narwhals or Ornitorrincus
4) Narwhals or Ñus
5) Metallica or Megadeth
6) What is a Rigua
7) De Queso o revueltas
With Tamaringo Jelly or Condensed Milk
9) Sweet or Salty
10) With Lemon or Alguashte

[wdleehi]

okis seems like I will have to run my Co GM test


feel free to apply

1) Narwhals or Pandas
2) Narwhales or Unicorns
3) Narwhals or Ornitorrincus
4) Narwhals or Ñus
5) Metallica or Megadeth
6) What is a Rigua
7) De Queso o revueltas
With Tamaringo Jelly or Condensed Milk
9) Sweet or Salty
10) With Lemon or Alguashte

The answer for all of these questions are "Delonte West"

[slamtheking]

Dear Slamtheking,

We are sorry that your application did not meet our standards for our Co-GM position. Hawerchuk, Hull or Selanne would all be accepted for #1. Do not mess with the Jets. We wish you luck in all future GMing endevours.

well I guess it's a good thing I'm already a solo-GM   

[Edgar]

okis seems like I will have to run my Co GM test


feel free to apply

1) Narwhals or Pandas
2) Narwhales or Unicorns
3) Narwhals or Ornitorrincus
4) Narwhals or Ñus
5) Metallica or Megadeth
6) What is a Rigua
7) De Queso o revueltas
With Tamaringo Jelly or Condensed Milk
9) Sweet or Salty
10) With Lemon or Alguashte

The answer for all of these questions are "Delonte West"

Good old delonte
hes a playaaa

[slamtheking]

Still looking for applicants.

I am willing to accept applications for Co-GMs. It is a serious process as you have to be able to answer questions such as:
1. Who is the greatest player in Winnipeg Jets History?
2. Pierre Trudeau, Great PM or total disaster?
3. David Lee Roth or Sammy Hagar?
4. Where is Winnipeg?
5. What is the best Iron Maiden song?
6. Finish the sentence, the Toronto Maple Leafs are..
7. Name one great Winnipeg Blue Bomber?
Reply

well I already answered the first 4 (correctly too )
5.  Didn't they do a cover of Dreamweaver?
6. better than the Winnipeg Jets
7. ha! that's a trick question.  there are no great Winnipeg Blue Bombers!
 

[Edgar]

5. What is the best Iron Maiden song?

o m g this shopuld be the most difficult questyion I ever answer

Aces High
Rime of the ancient mariner
The trooper
Fear of the dark

Should be here
or
Hallowed by the Name

[StartOrien]

is 'run to the hills' too corporate?

[StartOrien]

I saw on Blazer's edge that Bill Simmons suggested a trade. So I went to Simmons page and saw that he made a joke about a Space Colony team before me. I'm now considering retiring from jokes

[KCattheStripe]

I saw on Blazer's edge that Bill Simmons suggested a trade. So I went to Simmons page and saw that he made a joke about a Space Colony team before me. I'm now considering retiring from jokes

[StartOrien]

Don't cry for me, I'm already dead.