I agree that the Clippers are a team that makes sense. There's always a way to make it work. People shouldn't think we'll be getting all that much back for our big 3, but should also not underestimate picks, wherever they are in the first round if your're talking 2012. But another Western team with contending status is also possible, like Dallas.
The Clippers also make sense as a place that Ray and KG could sign onto for cheap (warm weather, reunion with Paul in Paul's hood, a chance for another ring, an excellent chance at that: Paul, Ray, Pierce, Griffin, KG, etc..)
However, we're not getting Jordan for Pierce without giving up one of our picks, which makes it not worth it imo. Unless they give us back a future first...then I'd go ahead with a deal like that, despite the decrease in pick quality.
I agree that the Clippers would be centerless, which wouldn't make sense for them, so a third team would probably need to be added to make a Clippers deal work. If done cleverly, maybe we don't have to give up a 2012 first.
No ideas that trade Pierce to another team in the East make any sense to me at all to me, though I happily read them in a fantasy sense.