Post The Funniest Facebook Statuses You've Seen

[JSD]

It's weird that pirates would go from shore to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making.

If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a monster that passionately rebuilds Tokyo and then moonwalks back into the ocean.

There's a fine line between looking tan and looking like you just rolled around in Doritos.

I hate having to walk through parks alone at night, makes me wonder why I became a rapist in the first place.

[JSD]

I surveyed 100 women and asked them what shampoo they used when showering. 98 of them said, "How did you get in here"

Your phone has more computing power than all of NASA did in 1969. NASA launched a man to the moon in 1969, we launch birds into pigs

how ****ing furious do you think homeless people get when "mo money, mo problems" comes on?

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

Ladies, its impressive you lug a 5-10lb purse around all day every day but its down right ridiculous if you think lifting those pink 3lb dumbells in the gym is making a noticeable difference. Get under some heavy/challenging iron and do some work.

Life is like a penis. simple, soft, straight, relaxed, and hanging freely. then women make it hard.

[manl_lui]

Your phone has more computing power than all of NASA did in 1969. NASA launched a man to the moon in 1969, we launch birds into pigs

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

Life is like a penis. simple, soft, straight, relaxed, and hanging freely. then women make it hard.

my favorite

[JSD]

If anyone uses one of these I want feedback in terms of Likes and Comments 

[Kiorrik]

Hah. Laughed at most of them. TP!

[JSD]

Bump. Hoping someone contributes.

[stb]

Posted May 01, 2011

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[stylo617617]

hahahahaah im using the godzilla one thanks alot

[JSD]

Enjoy this Christmas as if it was your last. Sincerely - The Mayans.

[JSD]

Never trust what you read on the internet ~ Abraham Lincoln

[JSD]

hahahahaah im using the godzilla one thanks alot

Let me know how it goes

[Trifecta]

"Give someone a compliment on their mustache and suddenly she's not your friend anymore."

[Yoki_IsTheName]

http://failbook.failblog.org/2011/12/24/funny-facebook-fails-there-is-no-hope-for-the-future/

Just saw it recently.