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Re: Interesting Celtics related news (Nov 10th 2011)
« Reply #90 on: November 10, 2011, 04:17:54 PM »

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So, I accidentally lit this bush on fire when this dude Moses comes by. I duck behind the bush and pretend to be God. I convince Moses that he has to free the Isrealites from the Egyptians and he believed me because I used my deep and serious Shaq post 2004 voice. But I didn't know he was gonna call down curses. So I have to go on top of a mountain and start hurling frogs at the Egyptians. I have to dump a whole bunch of red dye into the Nile. The hardest part was going around to the house of every Egyptian family and giving the eldest son a copy of " Steel" with a card from their parents so the kids would leave because they'd think their parents hated them.

But it was all good, I did it to enhance God's reputation.

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Re: Interesting Celtics related news (Nov 10th 2011)
« Reply #91 on: November 10, 2011, 04:30:10 PM »

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So, I accidentally lit this bush on fire when this dude Moses comes by. I duck behind the bush and pretend to be God. I convince Moses that he has to free the Isrealites from the Egyptians and he believed me because I used my deep and serious Shaq post 2004 voice. But I didn't know he was gonna call down curses. So I have to go on top of a mountain and start hurling frogs at the Egyptians. I have to dump a whole bunch of red dye into the Nile. The hardest part was going around to the house of every Egyptian family and giving the eldest son a copy of " Steel" with a card from their parents so the kids would leave because they'd think their parents hated them.

But it was all good, I did it to enhance God's reputation.

- Shaq
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Yeah that was pretty good. Epic even.

"You've gotta respect a 15-percent 3-point shooter. A guy
like that is always lethal." - Evan 'The God' Turner

Re: Interesting Celtics related news (Nov 10th 2011)
« Reply #92 on: November 10, 2011, 04:31:44 PM »

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So, I accidentally lit this bush on fire when this dude Moses comes by. I duck behind the bush and pretend to be God. I convince Moses that he has to free the Isrealites from the Egyptians and he believed me because I used my deep and serious Shaq post 2004 voice. But I didn't know he was gonna call down curses. So I have to go on top of a mountain and start hurling frogs at the Egyptians. I have to dump a whole bunch of red dye into the Nile. The hardest part was going around to the house of every Egyptian family and giving the eldest son a copy of " Steel" with a card from their parents so the kids would leave because they'd think their parents hated them.

But it was all good, I did it to enhance God's reputation.

- Shaq
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Yeah that was pretty good. Epic even.

hahaha..still laughing.

"You've gotta respect a 15-percent 3-point shooter. A guy
like that is always lethal." - Evan 'The God' Turner

Re: Interesting Celtics related news (Nov 10th 2011)
« Reply #93 on: November 10, 2011, 05:46:16 PM »

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[dang] the lock out has really made the forum part of this site beyond pathetic.  smh

Re: Interesting Celtics related news (Nov 10th 2011)
« Reply #94 on: November 10, 2011, 05:49:55 PM »

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And here I was thinking we've been funny

Re: Interesting Celtics related news (Nov 10th 2011)
« Reply #95 on: November 10, 2011, 05:51:27 PM »

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And here I was thinking we've been funny
Pathetically funny ;D

Re: Interesting Celtics related news (Nov 10th 2011)
« Reply #96 on: November 10, 2011, 05:52:42 PM »

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To each's own good sir(s) to each's own. 

Re: Interesting Celtics related news (Nov 10th 2011)
« Reply #97 on: November 10, 2011, 06:15:23 PM »

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So, I accidentally lit this bush on fire when this dude Moses comes by. I duck behind the bush and pretend to be God. I convince Moses that he has to free the Isrealites from the Egyptians and he believed me because I used my deep and serious Shaq post 2004 voice. But I didn't know he was gonna call down curses. So I have to go on top of a mountain and start hurling frogs at the Egyptians. I have to dump a whole bunch of red dye into the Nile. The hardest part was going around to the house of every Egyptian family and giving the eldest son a copy of " Steel" with a card from their parents so the kids would leave because they'd think their parents hated them.

But it was all good, I did it to enhance God's reputation.

- Shaq
\

New favorite

Yeah that was pretty good. Epic even.

Thirded.  Give that man a chicken dinner, for he is assuredly a winnerwinner.