Interesting Celtics related news (Nov 10th 2011)

[StartOrien]

"I look Barack square in the eyes and say 'No. You'll need SIX seals" - Shaquille O'Neal

[indeedproceed]

Love it.

"One time Kareem Abdul Jabbar didn't hold an elevator for me. I promised myself then and there that I'd own his scoring record. A week or so later, I realized it was gonna take WAY longer than I thought, so I pooped in his shoe."-Shaquille O'Neal

[StartOrien]

"I took one look at him and he already knew. Ponyboy shakes his head and says to me 'You wanna save these orphans from that fire, don't you?" -Shaquille O'Neal

[indeedproceed]

"I took one look at him and he already knew. Ponyboy shakes his head and says to me 'You wanna save these orphans from that fire, don't you?" -Shaquille O'Neal

Haha. Stay Golden.

[manl_lui]

Love it.

"One time Kareem Abdul Jabbar didn't hold an elevator for me. I promised myself then and there that I'd own his scoring record. A week or so later, I realized it was gonna take WAY longer than I thought, so I pooped in his shoe."-Shaquille O'Neal

Favorite =)

[indeedproceed]

"One time me and Derek Fisher were hanging out, spying on our neighbors when we see this local politician getting fresh with this lady. So like normal, I take out my pellet gun and shoot him in the butt. We find the guy the next day in a garbage can, and since we won't want to be linked to the murder, we hide the body. Suddenly we were swept up in this giant conspiracy to improperly dispose of toxic waste! Golf clap!"-Shaquille O'Neal  

[StartOrien]

"One time me and Derek Fisher were hanging out, spying on our neighbors when we see this local politician getting fresh with this lady. So like normal, I take out my pellet gun and shoot him in the butt. We find the guy the next day in a garbage can, and since we won't want to be linked to the murder, we hide the body. Suddenly we were swept up in this giant conspiracy to improperly dispose of toxic waste! Golf clap!"-Shaquille O'Neal  

hahaha, I had to google that.

[fairweatherfan]

"I once shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.  But then I thought of a really fun tweet and got distracted.  By the time I was done, I'd missed the whole thing.  Some people tried to describe it to me, but it...it just wasn't the same.  I feel empty."  - Shaq

[StartOrien]

"So it's me, Rick Fox, Robert Horry and Ronald Reagan. We had a few (Shaq winks to indicate he might've had more than "just a few"). But then the room gets all silent and I had to take the opportunity, so I said 'Ronnie, when are you going to make them tear down that wall?" - Shaquille O'Neil

[indeedproceed]

"I met Larry Bird for the first time in 2006. I told him, 'You only told me one lie. You told me there would be another Larry Bird. There will never, ever, be another Larry Bird.' Little did I know that my quote would be used in a NBA2k game just five years later!"-Shaquille O'Neal

[indeedproceed]

Those last two are really great though.

[slamtheking]

"One time me and Derek Fisher were hanging out, spying on our neighbors when we see this local politician getting fresh with this lady. So like normal, I take out my pellet gun and shoot him in the butt. We find the guy the next day in a garbage can, and since we won't want to be linked to the murder, we hide the body. Suddenly we were swept up in this giant conspiracy to improperly dispose of toxic waste! Golf clap!"-Shaquille O'Neal  

love it - a Men At Work reference.  something you rarely see.

has one of my all time favorite lines:  You get the prisoner and I'll get Tricky Dick

[StartOrien]

"So me and GP just traveled something like 200 miles  to this mansion only to find Ed(Macauley) dead as a door nail. So we figure there's two ways this WEEKEND is going to end: the sad way or.... the fun way. Hilarity ensued." - Shaquille O'Neil

[slamtheking]

"On the night of the draft I met Chris Webber I said to him, "You ain't worth much.  We just traded you for a Penny!" 

[fairweatherfan]

"On the night of the draft I met Chris Webber I said to him, "You ain't worth much.  We just traded you for a Penny!"