Interesting Celtics related news (Nov 10th 2011)

[indeedproceed]

"I told Kobe from Day One: No Animaniacs references. I told him, if Penny had learned to keep his mind on the game, and not on Yakko, Wakko, and Dot, we woulda been on our third chip by the time I had to sign my extension. He listened to me on that one...for a while, anyways."-Shaquille O'Neal

[fairweatherfan]

"Remember my story about the time in high school that I found the end of the rainbow?  How I caught a leprechaun, took him home, and taught him to shoot jump shots with his leprechaun magic?  I made it all up to bolster Chris Jackson's legacy."  - Shaquille O'Neal

[StartOrien]

"Me and Jared Dudley taught the keyboard cat how to play the keyboard" - Shaquille O'Neil

[indeedproceed]

"Remember my story about the time in high school that I found the end of the rainbow?  How I caught a leprechaun, took him home, and taught him to shoot jump shots with his leprechaun magic?  I made it all up to bolster Chris Jackson's legacy."  - Shaquille O'Neal

I had to look that up. Mahmoud Abdul-Rauf? Nice.

[indeedproceed]

"One time, while I was with the Suns, me and Steve Nash were sitting around the trainer's room waiting for practice to start. I was getting Stem-Cell injections into my back and foot, while Steve was chilling in the Lazarus Pit, ready to be reborn again as Ras Al Ghul, in the prime of his youth. You know, Tuesday.

So anyways, Steve Nash is just sitting back chillin, and all a sudden I hear a fart noise, and see bubbles forming and popping on the surface of the green goo. Steve Nash just starts laughing like a maniac, screaming, 'IT SMELLS LIKE BABY POOP!!!'

Basically what I'm saying is, Never, Ever, turn your back on a Canadian."-Shaquille O'Neal

[fairweatherfan]

"Remember my story about the time in high school that I found the end of the rainbow?  How I caught a leprechaun, took him home, and taught him to shoot jump shots with his leprechaun magic?  I made it all up to bolster Chris Jackson's legacy."  - Shaquille O'Neal

I had to look that up. Mahmoud Abdul-Rauf? Nice.

Yeah, Abdul-Rauf's probably more recognizable but he was Jackson when Shaq played with him and it flows a little better. 

[indeedproceed]

"I once drew 3 magic eye puzzles by hand." - Shaquille O'Neil

I feel like this one didn't get enough play. This is hilarious. Imagine drawing a magic eye puzzle by hand.

[StartOrien]

"I told Uncle Jessie that he didn't need to ride a motorcycle on top of the library to show that he was still cool. In fact, I told him the cool thing was to not do that." - Shaquille O'Neil

[indeedproceed]

"I told Uncle Jessie that he didn't need to ride a motorcycle on top of the library to show that he was still cool. In fact, I told him the cool thing was to not do that." - Shaquille O'Neil

haha...I sense a theme coming on.

[indeedproceed]

"I told Zack, I said 'Yeah, Stacey Carosi is pretty, and yeah, she's a city girl from back East, so maybe you'll get a little farther than you would've with Kelley, but you gotta understand! Kelley, she's a once in a lifetime kinda girl, Bro! You date Stacey for a summer, but you love Kelley for a lifetime. #beleedat.'

And I put the hashtag in there and everything, and we didn't even have twitter then. I just did it, just cuz."-Shaquille O'Neal

[StartOrien]

that's my favorite one so far

[StartOrien]

"So I grab Kevin by the shoulders, and I look him straight in the eyes and say: When are you going to stop kidding yourself, man? It's obvious to everyone but you. You like Winnie Cooper. NOT Beckie Slater, NOT your philosophy teacher. YOU LIKE WINNIE. Now DO something about it, Kev." - Shaquille O'Neil.

[indeedproceed]

"So I grab Kevin by the shoulders, and I look him straight in the eyes and say: When are you going to stop kidding yourself, man? It's obvious to everyone but you. You like Winnie Cooper. NOT Beckie Slater, NOT your philosophy teacher. YOU LIKE WINNIE. Now DO something about it, Kev." - Shaquille O'Neil.

haha

[StartOrien]

Quazi-Related: 'The Wonder Years' is on netflix instant now, but it doesn't have the original theme song. BRUTAL.

[nickagneta]

"So Shaq was hanging out with his bud Neil Patrick Harris back after Shaq won his last ring in LA. Shaq and Neil were chillin, you know and Shaq says, 'Yo, NPH, know what would be *itchin? If you could get in a movie where you played yourself but as a pill popping, weed smoking, skirt chasing psycho!!! Yeah, that would be legend....wait for it, wait for it...........dary!!! Shaq the bomb!!!!"-------------- Shaquille O'Neal