Interesting Celtics related news (Nov 10th 2011)

[StartOrien]

"I once drew 3 magic eye puzzles by hand." - Shaquille O'Neil

[DKClassic]

"In 1990, I went to Capcom and told them:  'Look guys, you need to make the next Street Fighter game appeal to the big market.  You should create a character based on me and call the game Shaq Fighter.'  They came out with Street Fighter II instead in 1991.  I made up Shaq Fu a few years later.  My game wasn't that great." - Shaquille O'Neal

[StartOrien]

"In 1990, I went to Capcom and told them:  'Look guys, you need to make the next Street Fighter game appeal to the big market.  You should create a character based on me and call the game Shaq Fighter.'  They came out with Street Fighter II instead in 1991.  I made up Shaq Fu a few years later.  My game wasn't that great." - Shaquille O'Neal

hahaha, that was great

[StartOrien]

"And that's when I realized that the gel was powered by positive energy. From there it was just about finding something big to utilize our new resource. Let's say, Statue of Liberty big (a huge grin came on Shaq's face as he began to hum Jackie Wilson's "Your Love Keeps Liftin Me Higher")... - Shaquille O'Neil

[slamtheking]

"and I told the producers that, yeah, sure, I could see a movie with me as a genie as a sure blockbuster.  movie would have been one too if they took my advice and called it 'Shaq-Zam' instead.  fools lost a ton of dough for not listening to me."

[bdm860]

You know I’m a big wrestling fan, just call me the Big Smackdown.  So Vince McMahon calls me up one day and says can you work with some of my guys?  For you Vince, no problem.  First he has me work with the Rock, Vince thinks he has some potential in films, so I sit Rocky down and we go scene-by-scene through Kazaam and Steel and I teach him the finer points of acting.  What you see with the Rock up on the big screen today, Tooth Fairy, Race to Witch Mountain, I taught him that.  A few years later he has me work with this new guy Cena, but not only does he want me to teach him to act, he also wants to teach him to rhyme.  Think “You Can’t See Me” goes platinum without Shaq Diesel’s help?  Please.

[indeedproceed]

"And I told Phil Jackson, 'You don't understand! I coulda had class, I coulda been something, instead of a bum!'...and phil says, 'They're just windsprints, Shaq. Everyone does them.' Can you believe that? I asked for a trade the next day."- Shaquille O'neal

[Redz]

Shaq needs to stop trying to sell his book because I'm getting really sick of listening to his egotistical, know-it-all, gossiping, buy my book revelations. Enough already Shaq, just go AWAY!!!!

He need to keep trying to sell his book because no one's buying it 

All he has left is his mouth.

[BASS_THUMPER]

http://www.youtube.com/v/uiV8ES-KzUw?version=3&hl=en_US&rel=0



shaq vs lebron vs howard

[KGs Knee]

Wow!

Bad mouthing Shaq just comes across as jealousy.  Pathetic!

And to steal a line from Jay-Z

men shouldn't be jealous, that's a female trait

[FanFromTheChedda]

"I told Shaunie to name Basketball Wives the Three degrees of Shaqeration." -Shaquille O'Neal


Twitter:  @TheFakeShaqtus

[StartOrien]

Wow!

Bad mouthing Shaq just comes across as jealousy.  Pathetic!

And to steal a line from Jay-Z

men shouldn't be jealous, that's a female trait

Making light of somebody who has clearly been exaggerating, or even creating stories to pass time off during the lockout comes as jealousy to you? Why exactly am I any more jealous of Shaq than say, any other successful basketball player out there?

To steal a line from Dave Chapelle's 8 mile parody

"JOKES & JOKES & JOKES & JOKES & JOKES & JOKES /
SPAGHETTI, SPAGHETTI, SPAGHETTI"

[indeedproceed]

Wow!

Bad mouthing Shaq just comes across as jealousy.  Pathetic!

And to steal a line from Jay-Z

men shouldn't be jealous, that's a female trait

I blog so hard other posters tryin'a fine me.

[fairweatherfan]

"I was the guy who introduced Stanley Roberts to the double-cheese double-bacon fried egg sausage gravy triple-burger on an Ecstasy-seed bun.  Called it the Wasted Potential but I guess he just heard the first part." - Shaquille O'Neal

[StartOrien]

"I both helped create as well as destroy the early 1990's pop sensation Ace of Base" - Shaquille O'Neil