Interesting Celtics related news (Nov 10th 2011)

[slamtheking]

"On the night of the draft I met Chris Webber I said to him, "You ain't worth much.  We just traded you for a Penny!" 

LOVE IT!!  golf clap rules!  TP for you

[fairweatherfan]

"One time I found a thread called 'Interesting Celtics related news' at a time when people were desperate for any news on the team.  But by the time most people got there, I'd just flooded it with a bunch of my own quotes. Have fun, suckers!"  -Shaquille O'Neal

[indeedproceed]

"LeBron James once invited me over to his house for a rousing game of X-Box Kinect in our underwear (hadn't been released yet) and margaritas. You know, guy stuff. Well anywho, we're just sittin' there, Zumba'in around, and LeBron stops and looks at me. He says, 'Hey Bro-beans, I'm sorry to mess up your awesome Zumba moves, but I gotta get something off my chest. I'm having a really hard time deciding between playing in Miami with D-Wade and C-Brosh, or staying here in Cleveland.' Then, of course, we broke out laughing and we went to go watch Top Gun again. '(Screw) Cleveland,' we both screamed!"-Shaquille O'Neal

[bdm860]

When I first met Jay-Z, people just knew him as that dude that hung out with Biggie sometimes.  I said Jay you should get in this rap game too.  So I gave him all the beats I was gonna use on my next album, wrote the lyrics for him too, and bam you have Reasonable Doubt.   


Then a few years later and Jay was doing alright.  I told him now to take it to the next level he needs a good woman to help him get that global exposure.  He said but Shaq I ain’t smooth with the ladies like you, you still write all my lyrics I wouldn’t know what to say.  I told him don’t worry about it, the Big MC will take care of you.  So I called up one of my side girls, and said Bey, I know you like what the Diesel gives you, but I think you’d have good thing with this dude I know.  She said you know I’ll do whatever you want Big Daddy.  Ya they still together and now she’s having his kid.  Just call me the Big Cupid.

[indeedproceed]

hahaha.

'so I called up one of my side girls and said, 'Bey..'

[StartOrien]

When I first met Jay-Z, people just knew him as that dude that hung out with Biggie sometimes.  I said Jay you should get in this rap game too.  So I gave him all the beats I was gonna use on my next album, wrote the lyrics for him too, and bam you have Reasonable Doubt.   


Then a few years later and Jay was doing alright.  I told him now to take it to the next level he needs a good woman to help him get that global exposure.  He said but Shaq I ain’t smooth with the ladies like you, you still write all my lyrics I wouldn’t know what to say.  I told him don’t worry about it, the Big MC will take care of you.  So I called up one of my side girls, and said Bey, I know you like what the Diesel gives you, but I think you’d have good thing with this dude I know.  She said you know I’ll do whatever you want Big Daddy.  Ya they still together and now she’s having his kid.  Just call me the Big Cupid.

one billion tp's

[fairweatherfan]

"LeBron James once invited me over to his house for a rousing game of X-Box Kinect in our underwear (hadn't been released yet) and margaritas. You know, guy stuff. Well anywho, we're just sittin' there, Zumba'in around, and LeBron stops and looks at me. He says, 'Hey Bro-beans, I'm sorry to mess up your awesome Zumba moves, but I gotta get something off my chest. I'm having a really hard time deciding between playing in Miami with D-Wade and C-Brosh, or staying here in Cleveland.' Then, of course, we broke out laughing and we went to go watch Top Gun again. '(Screw) Cleveland,' we both screamed!"-Shaquille O'Neal

I think you forgot the part where they had 3 dozen P'Zones delivered to Mo Williams' house, then peed on his door handle while he was out returning them.   

[indeedproceed]

"LeBron James once invited me over to his house for a rousing game of X-Box Kinect in our underwear (hadn't been released yet) and margaritas. You know, guy stuff. Well anywho, we're just sittin' there, Zumba'in around, and LeBron stops and looks at me. He says, 'Hey Bro-beans, I'm sorry to mess up your awesome Zumba moves, but I gotta get something off my chest. I'm having a really hard time deciding between playing in Miami with D-Wade and C-Brosh, or staying here in Cleveland.' Then, of course, we broke out laughing and we went to go watch Top Gun again. '(Screw) Cleveland,' we both screamed!"-Shaquille O'Neal

I think you forgot the part where they had 3 dozen P'Zones delivered to Mo Williams' house, then peed on his door handle while he was out returning them.   

haha

[StartOrien]

"So there's Lance Armstrong, and he's telling me 'Shaq, I got cancer! I couldn't possibly continue my cycling career!' I gave him a long stare and I told him 'Live Strong, homey." - Shaquille O'Neil.

[StartOrien]

"Tears streaming down my face, I looked that beast right in the eye and I told it 'Orca, an aquarium is no home for a whale! You're meant for THE OCEAN!' Orca didn't say anything - mostly on account of being a whale - but I could see it in his eyes: He agreed. So I jumped into that aquarium, picked up that giant fish and threw it 4.6 miles into the Pacific. And that's why they call me The Big Marine Biologist." - Shaquille O'Neil.  

[ImShakHeIsShaq]

I find it funny that the good things Shaq said about people were the things you chose not to copy+paste. I don't know why all of you are so butt-hurt over Shaq saying things about people we already knew! The things he said were benign in the first place. Wow, RR is stubborn, you didn't know before Shaq said it? OMG BBD is a black hole... duh!! I could understand if he was saying things that were devastating to people's public character, why you people would be a little miffed but let's get real, he hasn't said ANYTHING controversial YET!

[nickagneta]

"So...Kobe's wife...yeah I hit that. Lebron's mom...yeah her too!" ------Shaquille O'Neal

[indeedproceed]

"One time I was totally diggin this honey. I was just a little shorty then, like real young. I was into this girl Vader, who was the daughter of a local ghostbuster, who also ran a funeral parlor. In any case, we ended up gettin a lil busy, and one day when we were out for our daily constable, we ran into a beehive. She went and got the bees all angry, and dropped her ring, and I went back and tried to get it. That's why they call me 'The Big Apiarist'."-Shaquille O'Neal

[indeedproceed]

"Tears streaming down my face, I looked that beast right in the eye and I told it 'Orca, an aquarium is no home for a whale! You're meant for THE OCEAN!' Orca didn't say anything - mostly on account of being a whale - but I could see it in his eyes: He agreed. So I jumped into that aquarium, picked up that giant fish and threw it 4.6 miles into the Pacific. And that's why they call me The Big Marine Biologist." - Shaquille O'Neil. 

You really gonna skip out on a perfectly good Free Willy set-up???

[StartOrien]

"Tears streaming down my face, I looked that beast right in the eye and I told it 'Orca, an aquarium is no home for a whale! You're meant for THE OCEAN!' Orca didn't say anything - mostly on account of being a whale - but I could see it in his eyes: He agreed. So I jumped into that aquarium, picked up that giant fish and threw it 4.6 miles into the Pacific. And that's why they call me The Big Marine Biologist." - Shaquille O'Neil. 

You really gonna skip out on a perfectly good Free Willy set-up???

I figured Shaq would claim to have thrown the whale to freedom as opposed to have it swim over him.