Back up for a second, dude.
"For Christmas I got my girlfriend a refurbed Dyson Ball vacuum."
Am I the only one who sees a *major* problem with this statement? You buying her an ironing board as well?
Haha I know it doesnt sound that great, but she has been fawning over the dyson ball vacuums for the past 2 years, and our current vacuum is pretty terrible.
Actually the other day, she asked me what I wanted for christmas and I said I dunno, and she was like, well don't you want to know what I want? and I said, "I already ordered your present, it just hasnt come yet." and completely unprompted she says, "Is it a dyson!?!"
So I know it sounds kinda bad, but she really wants it!