I might not win the 9pm beer pong game, but I assure you I'll be taking the 3am one home.
Ha. Wanna know what's funny? I'd love to tell you that you're nuts, and that nobody can outlast me, but I now know my time as an elite partier is done and gone.
I went out with my buddy last night, and work up to find my house a wreck, one of the worst hangovers I've had in a year at least, and I was late for work.
And I'd only stayed out til midnight. I don't even remember what 3am looks like anymore.