For you...
You know who you are..


I'd definitely go to see U2, probably hit up Isaac's bar. I just feel like I might need to be wearing one of those suits from 'Outbreak.'

- The guy who employs Prince
I just don't think I can survive Pandacracy. I'm not man enough.
I remember visiting friends at UMass Amherst and having a ball of a weekend, but always thinking "there's no way I could survive a semester here."
I feel the same way about the Pandacracy. They'd find me dead in the pool, neon Joker face paint, and a unitard covering the left side of my body. Debating what killed me, the long island iced teas, the water, or the foam.