haha, oh you poor, poor fool. You'd think I'd have a witty rejoinder, but if a guy can't enjoy a grown-up's beer, he doesn't deserve a grown-up's joke.
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"Hey guys, come to my bar, we can throw darts and drink Dora the Explorer Ale"
-IP
You think I'm gonna get into that weird mocking internet thing where we pretend to be saying things the other people say, but, I'm an adult and I don't need to.
'Hey guys come on down to my 'bar' that has to seat 25,000 people where we have an arthritic 62 year old Bill Murray 'slingin drinks' as fast as 3 per hour, and a melodramatic pretend vampire to be the bouncer!'