***Breaking News***
The three teenagers from Lairmont Parish, Lousiana, that were lost in the infamous club called "Pandacracy" have now been recovered. They ventured up to the mysterious 'Third Floor' to use the PiPi room and get another Long Island Iced Tea, but vanished suddenly in one of the clubs unpredictable 'Circus Raves', whereing the Cirque Du Solei performers got off duty just as the dance floor across the club kicked into high gear. In the confusion of costumes, acrobatics, and cover songs, the teenagers went missing.
For three days they struggled though the vaunted "Four Floors Of Fun" at Pandacracy, before being led to daylight by a little mouse named 'Lemmewinks', who had apparently arrived with Richard Gere.