Create Your Own Pub Experience: Draft Thread

[StartOrien]

Any superlatives we haven't seen yet?

OH YA, kinda blanked on that, huh?

[StartOrien]

Bar most likely to become a point of contention between my fiance and me: Roy's Bar
Bar most likely to give me a 'red-card': Roy's Bar
Bar most likely to inspire an 'Irish Exit': Cause N Cure
Bar most likely to give me a [dang] heart attack: Sam N Ellas
Bar most likely to barely let me in the door before I realize I absolutely cannot afford a single drink, and I need to take my broke ass home and get a real job and really start paying extra on top of those student loans: Pandacracy
Bar I would most like to be holed up in for 48 hours or more while the hurricane rages outside: Wallingford Social Club, I do not think I'd get bored of this bar.
Bar Most Likely To Get Me Drinking Entirely Too Much Liquor: Shinanigans
Best bar to nurse a hangover in: Lucky's Bar And Grille (although, it occurs to me that he doesn't really grill anything there?)

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"Most Likely to Induce Schizoid Embelism":  Pandacracy

"Most to Be Served a Petrified Pickled Egg": Rank & File

"Bouncer I'd Consider Trading Gimli For"  Andre the Giant @ Cause & Cure

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Most likely to host a furry convention: Pandacracy

Most likely to have George Clooney stop by for 2 months and then never again: Donaghy's

Most likely to have Brian Austin Green stop by and never leave: Plagiarist & Apologist Pub

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Superlatives:

1. Best concept: Pandacracy. I'd probably never set foot in there, because it's an amalgam of nothing I really like/look for, but Edgar went big, and I gotta give him props for it.

2. Best latecomer: The PAP. Roy did a nice job of putting together a decent bar out of leftovers/free agents.

3. Most intriguing: Don's. I know so little of what he's got on tap, who's serving, who's playing, but I'd be willing to try his place out, because it sounds like it'd be a fun time.

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Bar most likely to have the lowest atmospheric pressure: The Cause and Cure


Bar with the most ironic bouncer: Rusty Nail Saloon

Only Bar to be seen from space: Pandacracy

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Bar most likely to be a mafia money-laundering scam:
The Rusty Nail - I mean, the place isn't even finished yet. Who drinks everclear straight up at a bar anyway?

Bar where I'm most likely to be spit on for wearing peasant clothes:
The Plagiarist and Apologist - Now THAT is a pretentious tap list. (Honorable mention: The Stagger Inn)

Bar most prone to regular fistfights:
Shecky's. Every single person on the staff hates people. The sign on the door might as well say "Misanthropes only, please."

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Best gift shop:  Pandacracy.

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The Bar Most Likely to Have Tour Guides:  Pandacracy.

The Bar Most Likely to Have Bras Thrown on Stage: PAP

The Bar Most Likely to be filled with Vomit Courtesy of Frat Boys:  PAP

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Bar That Most Needs A Mechanical Bull:  Rusty Nail Saloon
Most Eclectic Entertainment Options: Room 112 (Prince + Skeeball?  Sign me up)
Most Likely To Host Season 5 Of Jersey Shore:  Pandacracy (Was there any doubt?)

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[StartOrien]

Great fricking job, everybody.

I didn't' do superlatives, I'll get around to it at some point.

[StartOrien]

Dopest: Room 112

Freshest: Room 112

[Edgar]

Props to Isaac for those delicious LIITs and Scorpion Bowls not to mention cucarachas.

I loved to be 3rd on Entertainment and Staff


That makes me best than last over all but i understand nobody consider my super club a PUB so I will take the other prices with grace.

You will pray for me letting you enter when Pandacracy opens.

Thank you for all the fun

Edgar, Isaac, Chuck and The guys

[StartOrien]

So.... the lockouts still going on, huh?

[chicagoceltic]

So.... the lockouts still going on, huh?

I have been so engrossed putting together one of the 13th best bars ever that I forgot all about it...

[StartOrien]

So.... the lockouts still going on, huh?

I have been so engrossed putting together one of the 13th best bars ever that I forgot all about it...

I need a drink

[Edgar]

So.... the lockouts still going on, huh?

I have been so engrossed putting together one of the 13th best bars ever that I forgot all about it...

I need a drink

Pandacracy have the best

[mgent]

Favorite Beer Selection:
Donaghy's
The Rusty Nail Saloon
The Rank and File

Favorite Specialty Drink Selection:
Wallingford Social Club
The Plagiarist and Apologist Pub
Room 112

Favorite Entertainment:
The Pandacracy Zen & Kung Fu Pub
The Rusty Nail Saloon
Wallingford Social Club

Favorite Staff:
Shecky’s Lampshade Lounge
The Stagger Inn
Sam & Ellas

Favorite Food:
Donaghy's
The Cause & Cure
The Plagiarist and Apologist Pub

Favorite Overall:
Shecky’s Lampshade Lounge
The Stagger Inn
The Plagiarist and Apologist Pub




I tried my best to stay away from the propaganda and keep my opinion fresh     (i've probably only seen 1/10 of the pandas you guys have seen).

[StartOrien]

Play me out, Prince

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifp_SVrlurY

Go to 3:30 and introduce yourself to the greatest living guitarist.

I read in Rolling Stone that they all knew he was holding stuff back in practice, and you can see it in Harrison's sons face behind Prince whose literally ear to ear smiling the whole time.

[mgent]

Activities meant a lot to me.  Beirut, Darts, Pinball, Shuffleboard; these are the things I'm looking to do when drunk.

In that order 

[Kwhit10]

Congrats to all the winners!

I didn't really expect to win this, but I definitely had fun picking things I would want at a bar.

I was originally going to make a bar in the realm that Edgar went, but changed my mind about 30 times and just picked things I liked.

So what's the next fantasy draft we can do? 

[StartOrien]

Just finished my first magic hat.

YA'ALL GONNA GET IT

[chicagoceltic]

Play me out, Prince

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifp_SVrlurY

Go to 3:30 and introduce yourself to the greatest living guitarist.

I read in Rolling Stone that they all knew he was holding stuff back in practice, and you can see it in Harrison's sons face behind Prince whose literally ear to ear smiling the whole time.

Thanks for sharing, I had never seen that before.  I certainly was not gonna knock you for the Prince pick because imo he's one of the most talented musicians of the past few decades.  Most people just think of him as the lil purple freak but the dude's got skills.  One of the best living guitarists in the world but I personally would probably put Joe Satriani above him.