First, let me say that I didn't want to face the Spurs here. They're a heck of a team led by a heck of a GM, and likely deserved better than a 7 seed. But, since I am facing them here, screw them.
Blazers' Playoff rotation:
PG: Lowry (37), Sessions (11)
SG: Harden (35), Morrow (13)
SF: Delfino (32), Williams (16)
PF: Stoudemire (24), Williams (14), Jerebko (10)
C: Bogut (35), Stoudemire (13)
Offensive Gameplan:
P&R
The Spurs' front line defensively is weak. They're starting two guys (Boozer, Kaman), neither of which is a capable defensive anchor. Their perimeter players are much better defensively, but without the support of the frontline, the team will be deeply susceptible to pick and roll.
And that's the way we'll attack in the half-court. There are 3 main P&R ball handlers on my squad: Lowry, Harden, and Sessions. There are 3 main P&R 'pickers' on my squad, Amar'e, Bogut, and Derrick Williams.
James Harden proved this past season, and the ensuing post-season that he is a very gifted and dangerous man off the pick and roll as the ball-handler, converting on 46% of his attempts which according to Synergy Sports grades out as "Very Good". Kyle Lowry has shown the ability to penetrate defenses at will, and that's against even solid defensive units. Ramon Sessions might not have a 3pt shot, but he's been squirming and jump-stopping his way into traffic for years with consistency and converting shot jumpers and layups.
The pick and roll attack will at once help to mollify the effect of San An's very good defenders at 1-3, while also helping to expose the biggest weaknesses of their big men.
Other options:
I'll also give Amar'e Stoudemire his fair share to screw with Boozer's Dr. Evil goatee in isolation off of handoffs and dump-passes from James Harden.
In transition, my team is brutal for the Spurs. Lowry is as fast as Westbrook, and better defensively. Amar'e Stoudemire and Derrick Williams should be one of the most dangerous forward tandem in transition in this fake league. James Harden ranks out statistically as the 33rd best player in the league in transition, and Carlos Delfino is more than capable of hitting a corner 3 in transition.
THat's important, because I have the league's leader in blocks per game, and the 3rd best player at blocking a shot while not being assessed a personal foul in Andrew Bogut. Combine that with Kyle Lowry's All-NBA level defense, and even Amar'e Stoudemire's 7th best in the NBA 1.91 blocks per game, and there will be ample opportunity for transition baskets from my dangerous forwards while Boozer, Kaman, and Hill struggle back.
Now you might say that Bogut holds this team back from getting out in transition, and if I make Bogut the focal point of my offense, you'd be somewhat right here. He's nowhere near the lumbering leviathan that Kaman is, but Bogut is hardly spry when considered next to Williams, STAT, or Jerebko.
But, Bogut is one of the best big-man passers in the NBA. With his nearly 3 blocks per game, and rebounding ability, Bogut should have plenty of time to let out a smart outlet pass. He doesn't have to be the first guy down there to help my team in transition, he's just got to get the ball to the guys to help put one of my finishers in a position to do damage, and he's fully capable of doing that.
On Defense:
Its not going to be all-man defense, but basically that's what its going to come down to. I've got first-class defenders (Lowry, Delfino, Bogut) at all of their primary scorers (Westbrook, Hill, Kaman) besides Carlos Boozer. Bogut will be the only guy who will be allowed any latitude to patrol the paint, and Amar'e especially will be given explicit instructions when playing PF: GUARD CARLOS BOOZER, AND DON'T DO MUCH OF ANYTHING ELSE
I'm expecting middling results. 25 points from Amar'e to 18-20 points from Boozer, which is right in line with their career averages in head to head matchups.
My secret weapon will be that whenever Boozer moves out of the lineup, Amar'e will slide over to the 5-spot, and Derrick Williams will enter the game at the 4, or move over from the 3. While I don't think covering both Kaman/Boozer with Amar'e at the center position is a sustainable idea, I do think that when only Kaman or the 2nd string center is in the game, Derrick Williams will be at the 4 to embarrass whoever is trying to guard him.
Also by this time, Jonas Jerebko will be well into the swing of things, so while his playing time will be going down, he will be more than ready to take some of Derrick Williams' minutes at the 4 if for some reason the rookie gets blinded by those playoff lights.
Which won't happen. Anyone who watch Derrick Williams during the NCAA's tournament understands that he's not scared of the playoffs, he's waiting for them.
Blazers in 5.