That's 860 words of analysis, and I expect a dozen TP's, as well as analysis in kind. Unless all that's out there are leading questions. 
Ok, this is THE Walker Wiggle's make good. Offer stands to the rest of my colleagues.
Kyle Lowry/Ramon Sessions
James Harden/F Garcia/M Brooks
Delfino/Derrick Williams/Garcia
STAT/D Williams/Splitter
Bogut/Tolliver/Splitter
Trailblazers Pros: What a great pairing in the front court. Stoudemire is a prodigious scorer from the high post. Bogut is a one of the league’s better low post threats. And although it shouldn’t be understated how awful a defender STAT is, here he has one of the best defensive centers in the league working to cover up his mistakes. In fact, Portland has surround Amar’e with a near pitch-perfect supporting cast. He’s never had so much help defensively. The backcourt will even help rebound the ball. While a deep frontcourt should limit Stoudemire’s minutes at center and overall. Recall that he was mounting an MVP campaign early in 2010-11, before D’Antoni ran him into the ground. (Tender knees.)
Extra credit: You have to love the Trailblazers aggressiveness. This is a team that will get to the line. Stoudemire ranked 9th in the league last season with 7.7 free throw attempts, Harden finished 42nd, Lowry 80th.
Embarrassment of riches at the wings after today’s two rounds. (Twenty-four team league!) I’m a fan of both Garcia and Marshon Brooks and am only disappointed that there won’t be enough minutes to go around.
After that I’m tempted to lean on terms like flinty and hard-nosed.
Trailblazers Cons: A lack of shooting is going to make things harder for the team’s only go to scorer. Lowry in his break-out year hit a career best 37.6% from behind the arc. That still only dragged him up to an average efficiency mark and I’m expecting some regression to the mean. Harden similarly posted average shooting marks, after improving in nearly every regard on his rookie campaign. While Delfino is a passable three point threat, but otherwise a sub-40% shooter who takes too many shots. And as my friends with Knicks season tickets will tell you, lovely jumper or no, you don’t want a frustrated STAT settling for long twos – which he will.
So I may be in the minority in my willingness to trust rookies, but I’d prefer to see Williams inserted back in to the starting line up. I know Delfino plays winning basketball. But so do Lowry and Harden. Portland needs a more credible second option to prevent teams from crowding the paint.
Um, I still owe you another 500 words??