2011 CB Draft Interest Thread/Team Assignment+Lottery

[StartOrien]

#1: Otart Srien's 'Been had organized spreadsheets'
-This was a no-brainer for me. Yes, I know its an old internet meme from some guy's random youtube video, but its still hilarious.

The day I don't find the 'Been Had snacks' video funny is the day I die.

[StartOrien]

I would, really, really, really reccomend creating spreadsheets though.

Break it down by position and create tiers. It'll make life infinitely easier.

The downside: You've got no one to blame but yourself for believing that Baron Davis is SIGNIFICANTLY the best PG available in the third round.

[indeedproceed]

I would, really, really, really reccomend creating spreadsheets though.

Break it down by position and create tiers. It'll make life infinitely easier.

The downside: You've got no one to blame but yourself for believing that Baron Davis is SIGNIFICANTLY the best PG available in the third round.

IP laughs.

[KCattheStripe]

#3: KC's 'I have a spreadsheet'
-If KC wanted to pretend to care any less about this draft, he'd need to wear skinny jeans, drink more pabst blue ribbon, and listen to bands nobody has or will ever hear of.

 I wear baggy jeans, pour good beer in my Pabst can and listen to The Beatles... Ironically.

[StartOrien]

#3: KC's 'I have a spreadsheet'
-If KC wanted to pretend to care any less about this draft, he'd need to wear skinny jeans, drink more pabst blue ribbon, and listen to bands nobody has or will ever hear of.

 I wear baggy jeans, pour good beer in my Pabst can and listen to The Beatles... Ironically.

"Ringo Starr is your favorite Beatle?"

[indeedproceed]

#3: KC's 'I have a spreadsheet'
-If KC wanted to pretend to care any less about this draft, he'd need to wear skinny jeans, drink more pabst blue ribbon, and listen to bands nobody has or will ever hear of.

 I wear baggy jeans, pour good beer in my Pabst can and listen to The Beatles... Ironically.

"Ringo Starr is your favorite Beatle?"

You listen to a lot of Spindoctors, but not that poppy 'Two Princes' or 'Little Miss Can't Be Wrong' garbage. You like the real deep cuts, and the albums from the LATE 90's, right?

[Bahku]

I'll be the team up for ritual sacrifice and torture ... no way I have time for spreadsheets and rankings. Let the finger-pointing and snickering begin!

(And IP - I love Jimmy Olsen Blues ... sorry ... it's a guitarist thang, I guess).

[StartOrien]

Yuge announcement coming

[StartOrien]

#3: KC's 'I have a spreadsheet'
-If KC wanted to pretend to care any less about this draft, he'd need to wear skinny jeans, drink more pabst blue ribbon, and listen to bands nobody has or will ever hear of.

 I wear baggy jeans, pour good beer in my Pabst can and listen to The Beatles... Ironically.

"Ringo Starr is your favorite Beatle?"

You listen to a lot of Spindoctors, but not that poppy 'Two Princes' or 'Little Miss Can't Be Wrong' garbage. You like the real deep cuts, and the albums from the LATE 90's, right?

"Sure I listen to Toad & The Wet Sprocket. Only their b sides"

[Donoghus]

Yuge announcement coming

You're teaming up with Otart?

[Evantime34]

This draft is poised to be the best yet. When you start the predraft talk by making fun of hipsters you set the bar high.

[StartOrien]

Yuge announcement coming

You're teaming up with Otart?

No way, I hate that guy!

Why does he alternate between British and American lingo?

[action781]

Ric Bucher reports a rumor that StartOrien will officially announce this afternoon the signing of:

action781 as assistant general manager

[StartOrien]

Ric Bucher reports a rumor that StartOrien will officially announce this afternoon the signing of:

action781 as assistant general manager

No comment

[StartOrien]

Yes, the reports are true:

Action781 will be the assist TO the general manager.

His roles will include, but not be limited to:

Calling everyone a bunch of haters, telling everyone how overrated their teams are, and telling my why I shouldn't pick Terrence Williams in the first round.