Technically it's rivals so I guess I'm limited to Yankees, heat, Lakers, Jets, and Canadians.
I'll trade Miller Lite for Molson.
I'll trade Ras I Dowling for Darell Revis.
I'll trade Sebastian Vollmer for Dbrickshaw Ferguson
I'll trade those new RBs we drafted for LT and Shon Green
I'll trade Baby for Udonis Haslem
I'll trade Sasha Pavlovic for Mike Miller
I'll trade for nobody on the Yankees.
I'll trade Fenway Franks for dirty water dogs....then I'd give them out while playing "Love that dirty water" and act like they were in Boston all along
I'll send Paul Revere for Alexander Hamilton (I know.....but look what we're getting back! Don't judge me. This was a very very difficult decision between Paul, Sam Adams, John Hancock, and John Adams)
I'll send JFK for ........ JFK?
I'll send the John Hancock building for the Empire State Building....nooooo..the Chrysler Building
I'll send the Fleet Center for Madison Square Garden.
I'm not sending Cheers for anything. You can keep your Taxi (tough one) keep your Archie Bunker, and you can be darn sure you can keep your Seinfeld.
I'll send you UMass Boston, Suffolk, Brandeis, and MIT, but I want back NYU, St Johns, and Columbia
I'll send you baked beans for a slice of New York Pizza
I'l send you Departed, Fever Pitch, X-Men 2, The Thomas Crown Affair, Legally Blonde, 21, Shutter Island, and beloved children's classic Johnny Tremain for either Godfather or Godfather 2.
No way am I sending Good Will Hunting.
I'll keep the Charles River over the Hudson. That won't help anything
I'll send you Menino and his whole staff for Guiliani and his floozies...I'm sorry...wives.
I'll offer you the Boston Museum of fine art and the Boston Children's Museum and the Aquarium, but then I get the Guggenheim and the Met.
I'm keeping Bunker Hill and you can keep the Statue of Liberty.
And I'm not trading Doug Flutie for anyone you got. If you had Tim Tebow we could talk. But you don't.