Since when are rocks considered animals?
I was confused and had to think it out.
I guess the fictional Presbyterians are saying since dogs don't have souls they won't be in Heaven and since rocks don't have souls they won't be in Heaven either.
The fictional Catholics have responded that all rocks go to Heaven because of their original statement that God loves all his creations.....therefore all rocks go to Heaven.
I don't think these are the official viewpoints of these religions. It was a funny prank