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Re: Stern: knows where “the bodies are buried”
« Reply #30 on: March 21, 2011, 07:15:49 PM »

Offline CoachBo

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True witness protection is posing as a defender on the Knicks. No one will ever look for a defender there.
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Re: Stern: knows where “the bodies are buried”
« Reply #31 on: March 21, 2011, 07:32:12 PM »

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Quote from: CoachBo on March 21, 2011, 07:15:49 PM
True witness protection is posing as a defender on the Knicks. No one will ever look for a defender there.

  Haha.
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Re: Stern: knows where “the bodies are buried”
« Reply #32 on: March 21, 2011, 08:42:36 PM »

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Quote from: CoachBo on March 21, 2011, 07:15:49 PM
True witness protection is posing as a defender on the Knicks. No one will ever look for a defender there.

now i'm not so sure. they held us to 35% shooting in that first half. Turiaf looks like he's on the all-nba defense 1st team.
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Re: Stern: knows where “the bodies are buried”
« Reply #33 on: March 21, 2011, 08:57:45 PM »

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Since he didn't respond to my challenge to a duel there's only one way to deal with Don Stern

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTCDTksSiOE&feature=related
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Re: Stern: knows where “the bodies are buried”
« Reply #34 on: March 21, 2011, 10:24:45 PM »

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  Some guy named Stern called. He said if we don't knock it off the Celts might end up 3rd seed.
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Re: Stern: knows where “the bodies are buried”
« Reply #35 on: March 21, 2011, 11:00:59 PM »

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Quote from: CoachBo on March 21, 2011, 07:15:49 PM
True witness protection is posing as a defender on the Knicks. No one will ever look for a defender there.

The alternative is to pose as an actual Clippers fan.
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Re: Stern: knows where “the bodies are buried”
« Reply #36 on: March 21, 2011, 11:42:57 PM »

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Stern has definitely murdered someone with his bare hands before.


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Re: Stern: knows where “the bodies are buried”
« Reply #37 on: March 21, 2011, 11:47:33 PM »

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Quote from: incoherent on March 21, 2011, 11:42:57 PM
Stern has definitely murdered someone with his bare hands before.

Mr. Integrity Honesty was found murdered on Feb 1, 1984.
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Re: Stern: knows where “the bodies are buried”
« Reply #38 on: March 21, 2011, 11:51:48 PM »

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Quote from: incoherent on March 21, 2011, 11:42:57 PM
Stern has definitely murdered someone with his bare hands before.

Stern wouldn't get his own hands dirty like that.  But I bet somewhere in league headquarters there's a tank full of sharks with frickin' laser beams on their heads.
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Re: Stern: knows where “the bodies are buried”
« Reply #39 on: March 22, 2011, 07:00:06 PM »

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All I can say is my name's not really Rebus and I'm not Canadian, I'm free New York and I've offended Stern.  ;D
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Re: Stern: knows where “the bodies are buried”
« Reply #40 on: March 22, 2011, 07:25:19 PM »

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Stern is the Undertaker. :D
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Re: Stern: knows where “the bodies are buried”
« Reply #41 on: March 22, 2011, 07:48:10 PM »

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Quote from: fairweatherfan on March 21, 2011, 11:51:48 PM
Quote from: incoherent on March 21, 2011, 11:42:57 PM
Stern has definitely murdered someone with his bare hands before.

Stern wouldn't get his own hands dirty like that.  But I bet somewhere in league headquarters there's a tank full of sharks with frickin' laser beams on their heads.

this is more his speed

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Re: Stern: knows where “the bodies are buried”
« Reply #42 on: March 22, 2011, 08:56:42 PM »

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Quote from: incoherent on March 21, 2011, 11:42:57 PM
Stern has definitely murdered someone with his bare hands before.



And by bare hands you mean he picked up a phone and called someone right?  David Stern would lose an arm wrestling contest against a nun.
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