Miami offers more playing time, better weather, and lower taxes. I understand the appeal.
Boston offers the chance to be a legend. (Well, a P.J. Brown style legend, but a legend all the same.)
And excellent chowder. That would be a big part of my pitch.
What about that red stuff they serve in Manhattan?
Only strengthens our argument, really.
"I'd like to present you with two types of chowder, Troy. One of the chowders is delcious, the other.... not so much. Symbolic? I'll let you be the judge. All I'm here to do today is to put this contract in front of this 10 gallon jug of New England clam chowder. What you want to do from there.... - that's in your hands."