Now I need to go to bed before Roy wakes up. Thanks for the memories.
Ha. I've enjoyed the overnight debate, but I'm not going to spend a lot of time participating in it. To do so is to argue why Kobe will win another title, and that's not an argument I have much zest for.
That said, I do think Folsom is going to play great team defense, which is what's needed against a team like Miami. All five players in the starting lineup got votes for All-Defense last year, and all are both athletic enough and smart enough to make the proper rotations. Chauncey, Kobe, and Batum all play excellent perimeter defense, and Gasol and Haywood can stop penetration and can defend interior bigs (not that Miami has any). I think the Celtics have proven that if you make Lebron and/or Wade play mostly on the perimeter, the Heat (and Cavs before them) become very beatable.
Also (and I hate to argue this point), but I disagree with the notion that the "real life" Lakers can't win without a big offensive contribution from Bynum and/or Odom. In LA's four wins in last year's Finals, Bynum averaged 5.75 points on 37.5% shooting, with 0.0 assists. Odom was a little better, but still only averaged 8.0 points on 46% shooting (and only shot above 38% in one of those games), with 1.25 assists. In the two biggest games of LA's season, here's how Bynum and Odom performed:
Game 6
Bynum: 2 points, 1-for-4 shooting
Odom: 8 points, 3-for-9 shooting
Game 7
Bynum: 2 points, 1-for-5 shooting
Odom: 7 points, 3-for-8 shooting
In other words, at least in terms of offense, LA doesn't need to get much from Bynum or Odom to win.
In terms of offense, I think Folsom is going to be better than the "real" Lakers, both in their starting lineup and off their bench. Odom will be tough to replace, but Chauncey and Batum are big upgrades, and I can't think of a "real" team that can shoot like Folsom. Even real teams like the Magic and the good Suns teams couldn't bomb from outside like the Blue Therapists.
That said, let's hope that both Miami and Folsom find a way to lose, so that one of the more likable teams can bring home a title (that means you, Fake Celtics).