Not only is Hubie Brown incredibly wise, but he is also incredibly generous. Some people might be tempted to be miserly and hoard their wisdom. Not Hubie. He is not the least bit shy about sharing his vast store of knowledge. He must have figured out that a lot of times, people without a lot of wisdom and knowledge are embarassed to ask questions of those who do have wisdom and knowledge, so it's best to not wait for them to ask, it's best to just open your mouth and let it all flow out in a never-ending stream. It would be amazing to live in the same house as Hubie. I bet from the second he wakes up in the morning, he is bestowing his glorious knowledge on everyone within earshot, and it doesn't stop until he goes to bed at night. Do his jaws get tired? Perhaps, but he soldiers on, resolutely carrying on his life's work of spreading knowledge. I think that not only should Hubie Brown announce every major sporting event, I think that as a public service, loudspeakers shaped like Hubie Brown's head should be mounted on every street corner and recordings of Hubie Brown's wisdom can issue forth, blanketing entire cities with his succulent wisdom and enriching the lives of all citizens with bountiful statistics.