I don't think we could get both O'Neals in the same team without causing some kind of Universe structural issues... but I'd like Sheed for Shaq and Parker/Moon. I doubt Cleveland wants to trade with the Celtics, so we can forget about it.
Trading Sheed's contract to Minny in a three team trade with the Bucks would be even better:
http://games.espn.go.com/nba/tradeMachine?tradeId=255c8rnSheed to Minny, Corey Brewer and Ersan Ilyasova to Boston
Sessions and Ryan Hollins to the Bucks, Delfino to Minny
It makes sense for Milwaukee and Boston, the Bucks lose two very good players but get a backup C and their beloved Sessions; the Celtics get a real backup PF and a great young defender at the wing. Minny does it because of financial relief and Delfino can start/backup at the SF beside Wesley Johnson. You never know.
Then, getting Ilyasova (a great rebounder) allows the C's to try to swap Harangody for Xavier Henry, by trading Shrek for Haddadi and Darrell Arthur.
After that, DA can trade the 2011 first round pick + Gaffney + Erden to Portland for Rudy Fernandez
It would result in this roster to get to training camp:
Rondo/Nate/Avery/Lafayette* waived
Ray/Rudy/Henry
Pierce/Brewer/Quis
KG/Ilyasova/Arthur
JO/Haddadi/Perk
with Avery and Xavier Henry playing with the rock lobsters, and Perk injured, the rotation could be
Rondo/Nate/Quis
Ray/Rudy/Quis
Pierce/Brewer/Quis
KG/Ilyasova/Arthur
JO/Haddadi
Not a bad rotation at all, and if the Celtics send cash to Minny in order to buyout Sheed, he could pull a PJ Brown in february. Arthur, Haddadi, Quis, Rudy and Brewer are all expirings, so Danny could work out some trades to make room for Sheed and/or improve the team at the trade deadline.
Yes, I like Shrek, but I'd rather have Ilyasova, and yes, there's about 0,005% chances all of these could happen, but wouldn't it be nice?