Do the Nuggets executives only have video footage of Shelden from his college days? What on earth are they thinking? Anyway, thanks Denver, for taking this lumbering, lazy, brick-fisted bust off our hands! Maybe the high Rocky Mountain air will envigorate the thick mass of dead tissue between Shelden's ears so that his thinking process can rise to the level of a highly intelligent animal, for example an elephant, so that his reaction time can speed up to the point where he may finally be able to catch a basketball tossed to him at slow speed without drooling and dropping the ball and looking around with his eyes glazed over, and a dull "errrrrrrr" sound emitting from his gaping mouth. I hope you Nuggets fans enjoy watching him get hit on the head by the ball dropping off the rim, and falling down out of bounds, and tossing outlet passes to the defender. Good riddance, you bumbling, slobbering oaf!
That being said, I wish Shelden and his family the best of luck in the future! Good luck and God bless!