I think the last two non-active roster spots (#14&15) should go to CBers on rotating 10 day contracts. I'm pretty sure that, if called upon, even the most cranky curmudgeons (hi, vinnie) could cheer, towel-wave, and not hurt anyone in practice. That would put any of us on equal footing with the 14-15th man of recent seasons.
Besides, I can't afford decent seats and could really use a break.