Partly gimpy, with a chance of sloth.
Well described. Its not likely he has the best immune system with his self described diet. MIA on account of being a twinky addicted goodies freak = awesome!
I think Andrew Bynum has the potential to be a very solid NBA Center. But he will not get to where he needs to be until he learns to stop chowing down on twinkies, doritos, ring-dings, twizzlers, fritoes, you-hoos, corn-nuts, Dr. Pepper, corn dogs, captain crunch, crunch & munch, fruit roll ups, pork rinds, snickers, rieces pieces, cotton candy, whoppers, slim jims, onion rings, and laughy taffy.