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Re: Dwight Howard's Elbow
« Reply #30 on: May 17, 2010, 11:43:42 AM »

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Come on, this is silly, there's nothing wrong with Howard's elbow - I don't think he has any significant injuries at all.

Even a fool could see that Dwight had a bad game because he's concerned about the possibility of LeBron switching teams next year.

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Re: Dwight Howard's Elbow
« Reply #31 on: May 17, 2010, 11:49:32 AM »

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I'm not surprised his elbow hurts.

Does anyone in the league get away with more elbows than DH?

He throws elbows - flat out puts his hand on the defenders face in the post.

I mean the guy should pretty much get an offensive foul 50% of the time that he posts up.

He has no idea what it means to use his body - core & legs to get position.  Its all elbows- arms and hands.

which by rule is completely illegal- yet he gets away with it.

 Sheed & Garnett do it too & I'm not justifying that- but HOward its like every possession.  He deserves to have pain in his elbow if he is going to play like that.
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Re: Dwight Howard's Elbow
« Reply #32 on: May 17, 2010, 11:53:20 AM »

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I hope this trend continues...

Next person up with a bad elbow: Kobe  ;)
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Re: Dwight Howard's Elbow
« Reply #33 on: May 17, 2010, 11:54:55 AM »

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I just got off the phone with a close friend of mine who works at Amway Arena. He told me that Matt Barnes has been hooking up with Dwights mom! This guy is someone I trust, so you know it has to be true!
That's okay, Dwight's elbow is giving it to Matt Barnes' sister.   ;)

Re: Dwight Howard's Elbow
« Reply #34 on: May 17, 2010, 03:31:43 PM »

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Re: Dwight Howard's Elbow
« Reply #35 on: May 17, 2010, 03:33:58 PM »

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What's wrong with him? Clearly he's injured, did he have an MRI yet? Hopefully an insider will come through and explain this to us because it's impossible for the Celtics good defense to stop Mr. H.

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Re: Dwight Howard's Elbow
« Reply #36 on: May 17, 2010, 03:55:41 PM »

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Re: Dwight Howard's Elbow
« Reply #37 on: May 17, 2010, 04:04:44 PM »

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I hope this trend continues...

Next person up with a bad elbow: Kobe  ;)

Nope, it's the knee:

http://realgm.com/src_wiretap_archives/66627/20100517/significant_amount_of_fluid_drained_from_kobes_knee/

Elbows...Knees...  It's all good - any joint will do.
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Re: Dwight Howard's Elbow
« Reply #38 on: May 17, 2010, 04:07:03 PM »

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I hope this trend continues...

Next person up with a bad elbow: Kobe  ;)

Nope, it's the knee:

http://realgm.com/src_wiretap_archives/66627/20100517/significant_amount_of_fluid_drained_from_kobes_knee/

Elbows...Knees...  It's all good - any joint will do.

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Re: Dwight Howard's Elbow
« Reply #39 on: May 17, 2010, 04:14:35 PM »

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Re: Dwight Howard's Elbow
« Reply #40 on: May 17, 2010, 04:18:27 PM »

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By the way, anyone here can help me out figuring out how Dwight's Elbow has affected Lewis? Lewis is not looking very good out there, so Dwight's Elbow seems to be spreading its poison.

Re: Dwight Howard's Elbow
« Reply #41 on: May 17, 2010, 04:27:37 PM »

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By the way, anyone here can help me out figuring out how Dwight's Elbow has affected Lewis? Lewis is not looking very good out there, so Dwight's Elbow seems to be spreading its poison.

If Lewis didn't miss that late 3 I wouldn't even have known he played yesterday.  Maybe KG can actually cover Rashard Lewis.
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Re: Dwight Howard's Elbow
« Reply #42 on: May 21, 2010, 08:56:57 PM »

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Well, there was no visible discomfort in Game 2, looks like Howard's Elbow was a hoax afterall. The elbow even tried to take the spotlight of the game by going after the Captain, Pierce, and effectively took him to the floor.

That Pierce actually survived the shot, some can make the case that the elbow is a bit tender at the moment... Obviously, Pierce isn't that tough, I mean he's just an actress who cries on the floor because a numb neck/shoulder.

Anyways, there's still chance that Howard's Elbow issues might return, I mean, LeBron punk'd everyone on Game 3 in the last round... so you never know.

Still, the effects are still being felt in other areas of the Magic's team. Lewis still seems sick and Carter slipped in a suspect and mysterious manner, injuring his wrist which led to him missing free-throws at the end of the game.

One thing is for sure, we can't underestimate Howard's Elbow... I'm surprised ESPN still hasn't picked up on it.

Re: Dwight Howard's Elbow
« Reply #43 on: May 21, 2010, 09:12:46 PM »

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Re: Dwight Howard's Elbow
« Reply #44 on: May 21, 2010, 09:19:22 PM »

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I find it funny that Danny Ferry and Cleveland  made the trade to Acquire Shaq to Defend Dwight Howard in the Playoffs this year.

But

Danny Ainge traded to Acquire KryptoNate to use his invisible  superpowers from the bench (he's not just jumping around over their for nothing folks, he's actually activating his invisible "Destruct-uh-Dwight" powers onto the court) to Defeat Superman!

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